Happy Birthday, brenda!
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Happy birthday brenda!
Not really. My sister and a friend are coming up on Friday night, and then we're going to Milwaukee on Saturday for a costume party at her local pub. It'll work.
At some point I'll have a nice birthday dinner, because work gave me a $100 gift cert that I plan to use here: [link]
Actually a very nice dinner, because I still have the one they gave me last year, too.
I'm in good mood today, largely because I spent some time rearranging my living room last night and, apart from somehow slicing open my thumb, I'm pretty pleased with the results.
Wired magazine asked a bunch of famous authors to write six-word long stories. Here are some:
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. - Vernor Vinge
Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer? - Eileen Gunn
It cost too much, staying human. - Bruce Sterling
We kissed. She melted. Mop please! - James Patrick Kelly
His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant! - Rudy Rucker
Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu - no carrier. - Charles Stross
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time - Alan Moore
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. - Margaret Atwood
Batman Sues Batsignal: Demands Trademark Royalties. - Cory Doctorow
Help! Trapped in a text adventure! - Marc Laidlaw
Bush told the truth. Hell froze. - William Gibson
Unsurprisingly, Alan Moore's is the most clever.
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. - Margaret Atwood
Bush told the truth. Hell froze. - William Gibson
Heh.
Happy Birthday, brenda!
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. - Margaret Atwood
Preach it, sistah.
Oh, there's a bunch more 6-word stories at the link. Including a bunch that aren't in the print edition. The print version, OTOH, has a bunch of funky typesetting stuff for the stories.
And that bastard Clarke refused to make his story six words.
I particularly like Charlie Stross's, for the same reason Moore's is good: the play with narration.