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Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Oct 24, 2006 6:04:45 pm PDT #5446 of 10001

Moms and dads totally earn it. I think our brains were not cooperating! Heh. And god knows, my damned cats get plenty of press time here.


Cashmere - Oct 24, 2006 6:07:58 pm PDT #5447 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I wait until the dog mom has referred to herself as a dog mom before I apply the term. My in-laws treated my dog Mac like a grandkid (or at least well for a dog) for the 10 years we were married without kids. It was a nice diversion for her and it was a reminder for us to get around to having human children.


ChiKat - Oct 24, 2006 6:17:47 pm PDT #5448 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

When the word "grand-dog" first came out of my mother's mouth, I knew I was in the clear. Not that I was concerned - my mom wasn't the type to pressure on that sort of thing - but still.

My mom refers to my cat as her grandcat. She's got 8 human grandchildren which takes any pressure off of me for any more. Not that she really pressures, but she had some moments before her first grandchild.

ION, I am still at work. I am leaving now because the server just knocked me off, but I'll be back early. Blergh.


Steph L. - Oct 24, 2006 6:23:55 pm PDT #5449 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Of which there are FIVE!" slay me every time.

It's infinitely funnier when you've tried to hail a cab in SF on a drunken, rainy night.

Ah, good times, good times. SUCH a fun trip....


brenda m - Oct 24, 2006 6:35:49 pm PDT #5450 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Totally, ChiKat. It's a term of resignation, or acceptance to put it more nicely, rather than implying some unnatural attachment. (sarameg, I didn't think you thought that! No worries)

Moms and dads totally earn it. I think our brains were not cooperating! Heh. And god knows, my damned cats get plenty of press time here.

I'm thinking yeah, because I was talking about people who had earned the death glare, as opposed to those who merely came in view and got it gratis! Heh.

It's funny, I'm more conscious of these things probably due to Hec, who gets a bad rap around here as a cat hater, when he really was ranting about people who do seem to take animals as human equivalents. And god knows I spend a lot of time observing, analysing, and talking about my dog. In fact, I do see a lot of parallels between dogs and toddlers, or between dog-owning and child-having. But that's what they are - parallels. One down here and one way the hell up there, not actually equivalent in any way.

Well, except for cutitude. I'd fight on that one. But even there, it's a much more static thing with an animal, not this constant OMG there's a whole new cute I never knew existed! that happens with your kids.

But I think we're on the same page, basically.

Man, I get talky when I'm drinking wine.


Daisy Jane - Oct 24, 2006 7:13:50 pm PDT #5451 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

There is nothing funnier than Izzard.

"Day one: Rang bell, cat fucked off.
Day two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
Day three: Rang bell, cat said he'd eaten earlier.
Day four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.
Day five: Went to ring bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell!
I. ate. food."


Pix - Oct 24, 2006 7:18:59 pm PDT #5452 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Eddie Izzard and "Do you have a flag?!?" is another one that kills me. Oh, and the French lesson about how you would bring your monkey and cat etc. to set up the scene so you could use your vocabulary? Oh. God. I nearly peed myself the firts time I saw that.


Daisy Jane - Oct 24, 2006 7:21:07 pm PDT #5453 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Anything he does in a foreign language cracks me up. Summarizing The Italian Job in French? Priceless. Then after all that, "If you don't speak French, that's the last bit of it...I also took German." and then proceeds to do the bit in German.


P.M. Marc - Oct 24, 2006 7:21:30 pm PDT #5454 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

DUDE!

I so need Eddie tonight.

EDDIE!

Ah, good times, good times. SUCH a fun trip....

Oh, man. YES!


Daisy Jane - Oct 24, 2006 7:28:35 pm PDT #5455 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm going to listen to Izzard right now!