Jesus: "You're telling me?"
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Sep 27, 2006 6:32:45 am PDT #540 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2006 6:33:27 am PDT #541 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
With apologies to The Onion:
"What part of 'thou shalt not kill' don't you understand??!??!"
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2006 6:39:33 am PDT #542 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did anyone here used to watch Saved by the Bell?
Megan E. - Sep 27, 2006 6:42:03 am PDT #543 of 10001
(puts hand up sheepishly). I did, tommyrot.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2006 6:44:11 am PDT #544 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
(puts hand up sheepishly). I did, tommyrot.
Your memory has just been sold.
He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
askye - Sep 27, 2006 6:47:51 am PDT #545 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
I'm not really that surprised that something like this has "surfaced" considering how deseparate he's been for money.
Sean K - Sep 27, 2006 6:49:53 am PDT #546 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
From tommy's link:
We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
Oh, Screech....
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2006 6:51:13 am PDT #547 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dirty Sanchez? On camera? I'm not clicking on the link from work just because I'm trying to behave lately--was the film taken without his knowledge?
sarameg - Sep 27, 2006 6:53:25 am PDT #548 of 10001
The things you people find. And then share.
...
I am freezing.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2006 6:53:51 am PDT #549 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From tommy's link:
Well, if you're gonna post that, you should also post this:
The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.