Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Oct 24, 2006 10:04:50 am PDT #5340 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

That was fun: Jack has extreme facial hair and Principal McHottie is the new president !


tommyrot - Oct 24, 2006 10:12:04 am PDT #5341 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Jessica - Oct 24, 2006 10:14:46 am PDT #5342 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm guessing there's going to be some kind of loophole in the Jack Bauer Must DIE plotline...just a hunch...


sumi - Oct 24, 2006 10:18:15 am PDT #5343 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, unless of course, this is the last season, no?


Jesse - Oct 24, 2006 10:19:36 am PDT #5344 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You GUYS. I emailed the Ellen show about getting tickets when they're back out here, and I just got an email back that said "Did you get tickets from us? Please send us a photo and your phone number." WHAT DOES IT MEAN???


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 24, 2006 10:23:08 am PDT #5345 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Things aren't blissful with Portia de Rossi and Ellen's thinking about options?


Jesse - Oct 24, 2006 10:25:00 am PDT #5346 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha ha. Maybe I won tickets!!


Jessica - Oct 24, 2006 10:25:40 am PDT #5347 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dude, Iraq has it's own TDS!

In a recent episode, the host, Saad Khalifa, reported that Iraq’s Ministry of Water and Sewage had decided to change its name to simply the Ministry of Sewage — because it had given up on the water part.

In another episode, he jubilantly declared that “Rums bin Feld” had announced American troops were leaving the country on 1/1, in other words, on Jan. 1. His face crumpled when he realized he had made a mistake. The troops were not actually departing on any specific date, he clarified, but instead leaving one by one. At that rate, it would take more than 600 years for them to be gone.


brenda m - Oct 24, 2006 10:27:26 am PDT #5348 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I saw that on the news this morning. Hee. The guy appears to be a Bootsy Collins fan.


tommyrot - Oct 24, 2006 10:32:33 am PDT #5349 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I saw that on the news this morning. Hee. The guy appears to be a Bootsy Collins fan.

Yeah. Or else it's a disguise to reduce his chances of being recognized and killed outside the show.