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tommyrot - Oct 23, 2006 4:27:14 pm PDT #5189 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Titanium Spork

The Spork of the Gods

Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you weld your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.

The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!

AirstreamNA - Oct 23, 2006 4:28:25 pm PDT #5190 of 10001
When you're racing - it's life. Anything that comes before or after is just waiting.

t [link]

Here's to hoping this works.

Zenkitty - Oct 23, 2006 4:29:55 pm PDT #5191 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My mom was a race car driver. If rallies count.

AirstreamNA - Oct 23, 2006 4:33:29 pm PDT #5192 of 10001
When you're racing - it's life. Anything that comes before or after is just waiting.

My mom was a race car driver. If rallies count.
Awesome!!!!

Sean K - Oct 23, 2006 4:38:05 pm PDT #5193 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Titanium Spork

Umm.... Be very careful you don't accidently poke yourself in the lips, or hit your teeth a little too hard with it while using it.

sumi - Oct 23, 2006 4:47:07 pm PDT #5194 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

quester here -- I think I got it all.

DavidS - Oct 23, 2006 4:53:01 pm PDT #5195 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I resisted the siren call of dessert,

Not at Commander's Palace!! The bread pudding souffle with rum sauce!!!

Cass - Oct 23, 2006 4:56:42 pm PDT #5196 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My mom was a race car driver. If rallies count.
Totally counts. How fun!

Great picture!

msbelle - Oct 23, 2006 5:18:18 pm PDT #5197 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'm catching up on tv

BSG from 2 weeks ago - yeah nsm of anything
GG - I can't believe I am liking Christopher! damn him and his using Funny Face like that. And did Paris look approx 3 inches tall next to Rory?

Vortex - Oct 23, 2006 5:29:15 pm PDT #5198 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Not at Commander's Palace!! The bread pudding souffle with rum sauce!!!

I couldn't eat another bite. damn great garlic bread.

and dammit, forgot that I was in Cetnral time. busted my ass to get here by 9PM for Heroes, and found Studio 60 instead. thank god for Tivo.

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