Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Oct 23, 2006 7:13:55 am PDT #4950 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In news about me, I'm still not feeling great, and now I've eaten an entire sleeve of saltines. What should I do for lunch?


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 23, 2006 7:14:18 am PDT #4951 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And here's a table that gives you the current equivalent for pre-1996 SAT scores. (My math score went down! No fair.)

I'm more depressed by the 50 point upward curve my verbal score translates to than the 10 point drop in math. Yeah, it was hard to score that high and only one other student in my graduating class did so, but we did actually make mistakes and earn the less-than-perfect score. How low are they going to adjust the bar?


§ ita § - Oct 23, 2006 7:14:19 am PDT #4952 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ginger ale.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 23, 2006 7:14:26 am PDT #4953 of 10001
What is even happening?

I thought God made Cindy for the long rambly paragraphs of run-on sentences that change their minds mid-clause.
Only to show-case my mad comma-insertion skillz!


Jesse - Oct 23, 2006 7:15:56 am PDT #4954 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ginger ale.

I had that too. Good times. I feel like I should point out that I'm neither pregnant nor hung over, because this is so unlike me. I was thinking about a turkey sandwich, but I've basically already had a meal's worth of cracker calories, which confuses me now.


Jessica - Oct 23, 2006 7:16:51 am PDT #4955 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've typed ,,, instead of proper ellipses before, but I always at least try to correct it before posting/sending! It's an understandable typo, but it looks wrong enough that I can't imagine not catching it.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 23, 2006 7:17:37 am PDT #4956 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Robot thinks humans taste like bacon.

Silly robot; everyone knows we taste like chicken.

Errrhmm, so I've heard. *hides lunch*

Belated cograts to Jess and Fonebone!


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2006 7:20:32 am PDT #4957 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is cool. New Futaba "hobby" robot - only about $1200 in the US. Scroll down and watch the video - the thing is amazing. It can do handstands. It picks itself up when it falls. And it's damn fast.

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(By "hobby" I mean it's intended to be programmed and customized by the owner.)

Oh, and they have competitions where bipedal robots like this play soccer....


Ginger - Oct 23, 2006 7:20:42 am PDT #4958 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I shit you not -- he uses commas instead of periods to make the ellipses.

Are these ellipses that are even more vague than the normal trailing ellipses?


shrift - Oct 23, 2006 7:36:33 am PDT #4959 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And here's a table that gives you the current equivalent for pre-1996 SAT scores.

I was peering at that table until I realized that I, uh, didn't take the SAT before 1996.