Congratulations Jessica and FoneBone!!! More Buffistas in the world is a good thing.
I am just back from a wedding reception and I am drunk!!! And the wedding reception was like my life flashing before my eyes. All these people I knew from all over that I didn't even realize knew that bride and the groom. Including one of the actors from the first play I stage managed at university 16 years ago that I hadn't seen since. It was craxy!!! My friend and I decided that A) Halifax has .5 degree of separation from everyone and B) we were surprised that Kevin Bacon didn't show up.
I had heard that the place where the reception was was haunted, so we grilled one of the staff at the place about ghosts. She told us stories that totally gave me goose bumps. It was awesome
Did I mention I'm drunk? But isn't my typing god for a drunk person ? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I love drunk Sue.
But isn't my typing god for a drunk person ?
I'm now picturing drunk people building golden idols to Sue's typing.
Well they should!!
I also got a lot of compliments on how nice I looked tonight. (In a dress I made myself.) So many that I started to think, "Wow I must
really
look like ass most of the time." I think it was just that I went all out with the make-up and I never wear make-up.
My name is Typos, King of the keyboard: Look upon my works, ye Mighyt, nad despair!!!!1!!!
Congratulations for babies!
Ah. I am also drunk, although I will assiduously not post that way. It's a thing.
Tequila shots at a krav party. Seems...seems they don't know me that well. Don't know I'll wear a bustier that pushes my boobs up and shows stomach, don't know I'll do tequila shots, don't imagine I can be vulnerable without having all my limbs amputated.
I am adrift, I tell you. Adrift.
Completely unrelatedly, I swear--I know most guys won't
choose
to pee in the next urinal spot over from someone peeing, but will you wait or use a stall to avoid it, if there aren't any spots free?
Also unrelatedly, how many women feel copacetic with peeing with the door open while talking to their platonic male friend in the next room?
Ah. I am also drunk, although I will assiduously not post that way. It's a thing.
Hell, I can't spell "assiduously" when I'm sober. Impressive.
Also unrelatedly, how many women feel copacetic with peeing with the door open while talking to their platonic male friend in the next room?
I have an aversion to door open in any situation unless I'm home alone. My mother used to pee in front of me and EW. Scarring.
