Have you tried standing upright?
Yes. But I think the only way that'll work is I'm an upright man introducing the overly-aggressive college boys to my truncheon.
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Oct 19, 2006 11:50:57 am PDT #4417 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Vortex - Oct 19, 2006 11:51:11 am PDT #4418 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Will someone please talk me out of bidding on this table? It's the style I've been wistfully looking for since Home Decorators Collection stopped carrying it two years ago (though the tabletop is rose marble rather than the dark green that would go great in my living room). However, I REALLY don't need to be spending money on non-essential items, particularly this soon before Christmas.
hold out for the green.
DavidS - Oct 19, 2006 11:52:31 am PDT #4419 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
introducing the overly-aggressive college boys to my truncheon.
Shrift with a truncheon - it's good for America.
Allyson - Oct 19, 2006 11:58:28 am PDT #4420 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The kid who took my order in Starbucks told me my hair is awesome and I look like a cartoon.
I don't know what to do with that.
Jesse - Oct 19, 2006 11:59:50 am PDT #4421 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Heh, Cindy.
I bet you look especially hot when you're eating a cupcake.
Much less hot when I literally bust out of my pants, as happened recently. No cupcake for me. I think there's still part of a piece of cheesecake in my fridge, so I should be OK.
Jesse - Oct 19, 2006 12:01:27 pm PDT #4422 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I vote enjoy it, Allyson.
Vortex - Oct 19, 2006 12:05:47 pm PDT #4423 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I don't know what to do with that.
concentrate on the awesome part.
Aims - Oct 19, 2006 12:06:11 pm PDT #4424 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
YouTube is teh evil.
Now, I have known this for some time, now, having spent hours and hours watching bad Harry Potter and Star Trek: Voyager vids.
But it is especially evil now that I have found CSI vids.
"Why did you get fired, Aimee?"
"Spent too much time watching the Grissom/Lady Heather vid set to 'Like We Never Loved At All' by Faith Hill."
Atropa - Oct 19, 2006 12:08:01 pm PDT #4425 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
The kid who took my order in Starbucks told me my hair is awesome and I look like a cartoon.
Yay!
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm always happy when people tell me I look like a cartoon.
tommyrot - Oct 19, 2006 12:17:38 pm PDT #4426 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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