They didn't freak me out, because I thought mutually assured destruction was a logical deterrent (I did not think of it in those words). Then I grew up and realized that the world is chock full of whackaloons in high places (and low places, and medium ones), and it is no longer even remotely reassuring.

And not just in the literal way.

Random question:

Has anyone ever heard the word 'stack' used as a slang term for a penis?

Has anyone ever heard the word 'stack' used as a slang term for a penis?

um, no. Although now I am thinking that "short stack" could be used for a small penis...

Happy Birthday Burrell!

Happy Birthday Calli!

I think today was a Monday v. 2.0 instead of Thursday—walked into the office and was greeted with a crisis first thing. Ah well, it's essentially solved now.

um, no. Although now I am thinking that "short stack" could be used for a small penis...

Me, neither. But now I'm imagining fun things with syrup.

So, I finally got a monitor for my computer (YAY!), but now I can't see my officemate! (BOO.) I guess I could shift it over a little, but that seems counter-productive. Hmmm.

You want to see your officemate?

Yay for the monitor at least!

Grr. Supershuttle just called and said they would be here in about 20 minutes, which puts them ahead of the already ridicously early pick up time.

At least Jess tells me there is free internet at the Jet Blue terminal.

Supershuttle just called and said they would be here in about 20 minutes, which puts them ahead of the already ridicously early pick up time.

What, not braving the human blenders with luggage all by yourself?!

You want to see your officemate?

I do! We talk a lot.

Supershuttle just called and said they would be here in about 20 minutes, which puts them ahead of the already ridicously early pick up time.

Annoying. Not as annoying as the time they randomly decided not to pick me up, but annoying nonetheless.