If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Oct 18, 2006 12:23:40 pm PDT #4226 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Shrimp on a treadmill!

SO CUTE.


sarameg - Oct 18, 2006 12:28:41 pm PDT #4227 of 10001

It doesn't like that white line.


bon bon - Oct 18, 2006 12:31:07 pm PDT #4228 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That looks uncanny valley creepy, to me.


tommyrot - Oct 18, 2006 12:39:58 pm PDT #4229 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

New Rolling Stone cover story: Worst Congress Ever

A fairly in-depth look at why the Republican-controlled Congress sucks so much more than others in recent decades. Or centuries.


brenda m - Oct 18, 2006 12:53:52 pm PDT #4230 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

TAR 11 an All-Star version? [link]

I'm afeared.


DXMachina - Oct 18, 2006 1:16:50 pm PDT #4231 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Oh, that is so naive to thing someone's using a teleporter. It's much more likely that in the future, MM, Sean, and DX are traveling back in time just to confuse you.

Yeah. I imagine the three of us got drunk at some F2F and decided we needed to go back to Seattle prevent Microsoft from happening. We probably just miscalculated a little. They didn't happen to mention any lottery numbers in passing, did they?


Topic!Cindy - Oct 18, 2006 1:22:52 pm PDT #4232 of 10001
What is even happening?

And what have you done with Cass?


Atropa - Oct 18, 2006 1:26:17 pm PDT #4233 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

They didn't happen to mention any lottery numbers in passing, did they?

Nope. But they also wouldn't meet my eyes.

I imagine the three of us got drunk at some F2F and decided we needed to go back to Seattle prevent Microsoft from happening.

But but but! My day job! It's not that I love it here, but no dress code AND a good paycheck are a hard combo to find.


DXMachina - Oct 18, 2006 1:30:00 pm PDT #4234 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

But but but! My day job! It's not that I love it here, but no dress code AND a good paycheck are a hard combo to find.

I did say we were probably drunk. Not much with the thinking about consequences, ya know?

And what have you done with Cass?

Who? I just checked the user list, and can't find any such user name.


Typo Boy - Oct 18, 2006 1:40:33 pm PDT #4235 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I'm sure in the course of skipping and skimming, I missed when this was posted:

Jonathan Coulton's "All We Want to Do is Eat Your Brains"

Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
I really wish you’d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains