Yeah. He's my hero.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strega - Sep 26, 2006 2:14:26 pm PDT #414 of 10001

I don't remember who was asking, but my Jericho recap is up, so... Short form of my crazy (or IS IT?) theory:

Jake was in prison. Hawkins is a corrupt cop who was either in cahoots with Jake, or helped put him away. Or both. He used his ill-gotten gains to buy a place in town -- the gossipy store owner mentions someone new in town who paid for their house in cash, and I'm betting that's about him. He knows about Jake's inheritance and is blackmailing him for it, which is why Jake's was in such a hurry to get the money. If Jake didn't pay up, Hawkins (and maybe other baddies) were going to tell everyone that the Mayor's son was in prison for whatever bad thing he did, ruining the family's name and costing his dad the election. Oh, and I wouldn't be surprised if one of the escaped prisoners knows Jake, and/or Hawkins.

I'm fully prepared to be wrong about some details, but I feel pretty confident about the general idea. On the other hand, my eerie psychic powers seem to kick in when I make jokes that turn out to be right, so this whole "intentional speculation" thing may backfire on me.


aurelia - Sep 26, 2006 2:21:32 pm PDT #415 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

not giving credit for sports

Gender of teachers aside... are there schools that do this? Is he complaining that he had to take History, Math and English instead of having a GPA based on football?


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2006 2:23:07 pm PDT #416 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are students at Santa Monica College getting credit for krav.

Now, it's by no means easy to get your yellow belt, especially with the instructor they have, but college credit? Weird to my head.


Strega - Sep 26, 2006 2:23:25 pm PDT #417 of 10001

And, randomly:

Rapping stop-motion pirates! [link] [Quicktime, but there's a YouTube link if that doesn't work]


Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2006 2:23:36 pm PDT #418 of 10001
brillig

a GPA based on football

Maybe he got his rushing average confused with this grade average.


aurelia - Sep 26, 2006 2:30:28 pm PDT #419 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Strega, I'm with you on the first and last sentences. I'm not so sure about any kind of conspiracy or blackmail between Hawkins and Jake. I'm sure there is some shocking secret about why Hawkins is an ex-cop (it'd be better if he were ex-FEMA) but I'm sure it'll turn out (eventually) that he's a good guy who got a bad rap.


aurelia - Sep 26, 2006 2:32:36 pm PDT #420 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Now, it's by no means easy to get your yellow belt, especially with the instructor they have, but college credit? Weird to my head.

They offered bowling at my Univ. for credit. It's weird, but I think the school has a defensible logic. I can't fully explain it, but it has to do with the fact that you still have to meet the specific requirements for a degree.

I'm talking about High School.


Sean K - Sep 26, 2006 2:33:15 pm PDT #421 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Strega, aurelia:

I think Hawkins is one of the escaped prisoners.


Jesse - Sep 26, 2006 2:39:24 pm PDT #422 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got graded on gym in high school, and it did factor into my GPA.


DawnK - Sep 26, 2006 2:39:27 pm PDT #423 of 10001
giraffe mode

not giving credit for sports

My daughter is a high school freshman this year, and as far as I can tell sport teams count as the PE class so they get credit but it's in lieu of regular PE. When their sport isn't playing, they have to do regular PE stuff or lift weights. They get out of class for games/meets but they have to make up the work and maintain at least a "C" average with no unsatisfactory citizenship grade.