You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Narrator - Oct 17, 2006 2:52:05 pm PDT #4087 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Whup Monster Beat-Downs are also terrorism.

Hopefully some fed will arrest the Whup Monster and hold it for an indefinite period in an undisclosed location while torturing aggressively questioning it.


tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 3:11:35 pm PDT #4088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think the Whup Monster is just misunderstood.


Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 3:12:52 pm PDT #4089 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(My pal Tom went by himself once, completely disheveled, and the waiter said "You only survivor!" to him...)

That's hilarious.

Now, every time I have brunch, I'm going to be scouring the room, looking for male platonic friends there together with no girls.


Narrator - Oct 17, 2006 3:20:50 pm PDT #4090 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I think the Whup Monster is just misunderstood.

That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten.


tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 3:24:01 pm PDT #4091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's insane Whup-Monster logic.


Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 4:08:40 pm PDT #4092 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dear Studio 60: Seriously, shut up with the sketches.

Dear Aaron Sorkin: Stop being so Aaron Sorkin-y. Seriously.


Lee - Oct 17, 2006 4:15:04 pm PDT #4093 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just found out I'm getting an award from the Legal Aid Society for Pro Bono work!

YAY!

I've done brunch alone.

Freak.

See how my worldview is untouched? I won't have to revise it until at least three more of you freaks show up.

Add me to the list, but aren't you on it too?

With brunch I need mimosas, or at least the opportunity thereof. I've done it solo and with one or more friends, never with an SO.


§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 4:29:00 pm PDT #4094 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Add me to the list, but aren't you on it too?

I'm not a boy. Are you?


Lee - Oct 17, 2006 4:30:51 pm PDT #4095 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Umm.. You didn't say boy freaks...

Yeah, yeah, that's it, not that I skimmed too much.


Consuela - Oct 17, 2006 4:35:02 pm PDT #4096 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So, um, what do you do if you think someone is stealing your mail?

I have come home for the past 2 days to find my mailbox open and no mail inside. The post office was holding my mail while I was in Italy and they were supposed to deliver it yesterday, but I've still received nothing.

Erk?