Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Narrator - Oct 17, 2006 2:52:05 pm PDT #4087 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Whup Monster Beat-Downs are also terrorism.

Hopefully some fed will arrest the Whup Monster and hold it for an indefinite period in an undisclosed location while torturing aggressively questioning it.


tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 3:11:35 pm PDT #4088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think the Whup Monster is just misunderstood.


Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 3:12:52 pm PDT #4089 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(My pal Tom went by himself once, completely disheveled, and the waiter said "You only survivor!" to him...)

That's hilarious.

Now, every time I have brunch, I'm going to be scouring the room, looking for male platonic friends there together with no girls.


Narrator - Oct 17, 2006 3:20:50 pm PDT #4090 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I think the Whup Monster is just misunderstood.

That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten.


tommyrot - Oct 17, 2006 3:24:01 pm PDT #4091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's insane Whup-Monster logic.


Jesse - Oct 17, 2006 4:08:40 pm PDT #4092 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dear Studio 60: Seriously, shut up with the sketches.

Dear Aaron Sorkin: Stop being so Aaron Sorkin-y. Seriously.


Lee - Oct 17, 2006 4:15:04 pm PDT #4093 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just found out I'm getting an award from the Legal Aid Society for Pro Bono work!

YAY!

I've done brunch alone.

Freak.

See how my worldview is untouched? I won't have to revise it until at least three more of you freaks show up.

Add me to the list, but aren't you on it too?

With brunch I need mimosas, or at least the opportunity thereof. I've done it solo and with one or more friends, never with an SO.


§ ita § - Oct 17, 2006 4:29:00 pm PDT #4094 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Add me to the list, but aren't you on it too?

I'm not a boy. Are you?


Lee - Oct 17, 2006 4:30:51 pm PDT #4095 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Umm.. You didn't say boy freaks...

Yeah, yeah, that's it, not that I skimmed too much.


Consuela - Oct 17, 2006 4:35:02 pm PDT #4096 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So, um, what do you do if you think someone is stealing your mail?

I have come home for the past 2 days to find my mailbox open and no mail inside. The post office was holding my mail while I was in Italy and they were supposed to deliver it yesterday, but I've still received nothing.

Erk?