Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 12, 2006 5:46:08 am PDT #3295 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From beneath you the radioactive snails devour....

"Reuters is reporting discovery of radioactive snails in the area where three hydrogen bombs were lost by US in the 1966. The radioactive creatures crawl up from underground, where authorities suspect deposits of uranium and plutonium may be located."

1966? Huh. I guess even radioactive snails crawl really slow.

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msbelle - Oct 12, 2006 5:53:20 am PDT #3296 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I roasted squash and pumpkin seeds last night. Fall is here.


esse - Oct 12, 2006 5:54:42 am PDT #3297 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

mmmm. I saw a great recipe for squash yesterday that I'm itching to try out, if I can find a nice butternut here.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 12, 2006 5:55:33 am PDT #3298 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Huh. Who woulda' thunk that few would be willing to pay $32k for a cat clone?

For mid-five figures, they'd have to be able to clone departed loved ones complete with their memories to make it worthwhile.


tommyrot - Oct 12, 2006 5:57:40 am PDT #3299 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The future isn’t what it used to be

New book filled with dreams that never came true

...

Probably the scariest parts of the book involve glowing testimonials for materials that have turned out to be public health disasters. A big mid-century magazine advertisement extols the use of lead (“the answer to the old alchemist’s dream”) throughout homes, noting that “interior walls are beautified with white-lead paint” and that “lead is in the glaze of the chinaware and that of the bathtub and sink.”

A similar ad from the same era promotes “Amazing Asbestos!” that can be used for “roofs and walls and decorative interiors” and which “in fact grows tougher with age.” Right — especially when you’re trying to get rid of it. And a truly amazing advertisement sells Vita Radium Suppositories (High Strength): radioactive suppositories intended for daily use that “are absorbed by the walls of the colon” so that “every tissue, every organ of the body is bombarded by its health-giving electric atoms.”

Yeah, I don't think there's enough radioactivity in my colon... also, gotta get me some of those "electric atoms."

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Nilly - Oct 12, 2006 6:01:45 am PDT #3300 of 10001
Swouncing

Fall is here.

We have scorchers, but they're the kind that lights up a bit in the evening, so on those hours it's actually nice to be outside. In Israeli terms, fall is here.


sumi - Oct 12, 2006 6:02:38 am PDT #3301 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

But it won't be your cat! Of course, neither will the clone...

That's what the people who DID clone their pets probably discovered. And come on, cloned cats aren't even necessarily the same color as their originals.


Trudy Booth - Oct 12, 2006 6:25:30 am PDT #3302 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Bill Moyers is talking about evangelical Christian environmentalists. They're devoutly Christian and they believe pollution and global warming and such are offensive to God. It's the most hopeful I've felt in years. And they scare the willies out of the whackaloons.

That was REALLY interestning. I'd love to see the two sides throw down over the idolatry and the worship of money.

(Though I kept giggleing when they talked about "Fossil Fuels." I wanted Moyers to say, 'dude, do you BELIEVE in fossils?"


Typo Boy - Oct 12, 2006 6:29:12 am PDT #3303 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Re microwave weirdness:

Am I the only person who uses the microwave for cooking, not just reheating? As in, I make stuff in the microwave from scratch?


esse - Oct 12, 2006 6:33:47 am PDT #3304 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

In college I used to make pasta in the microwave. But most stuff was microwave-intended.