What do you do with a white moose? Some Norweigans think they should shoot it.
Or, you know, put it in a zoo or somewhere else safe for it and not involving death by gunshot.
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
'Shindig'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
juliana - Oct 09, 2006 10:19:09 am PDT #2810 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2006 10:30:23 am PDT #2811 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
HOW TO - Build your own cat teleporter
Cool. Of course, it's just smoke and mirrors. OK, just mirrors.
Video of cat teleporter in action: [link]
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 09, 2006 10:51:44 am PDT #2812 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
His regular voice is so much sexier than his Fez voice.
Stephen Hawking's regular voice is much sexier than Wilmer's Fez voice.
Cashmere - Oct 09, 2006 10:53:30 am PDT #2813 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Matt, now you made me think of David Cross' Stephen Hawking imitation. Which is wrong like a wrong thing. So what are you doing for your birthday this weekend?
Frankenbuddha - Oct 09, 2006 11:00:44 am PDT #2814 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt, now you made me think of David Cross' Stephen Hawking imitation. Which is wrong like a wrong thing. So what are you doing for your birthday this weekend?
Given that I know the bit you're talking about, I hope that last sentence is unrelated to the two preceeding ones.
Cashmere - Oct 09, 2006 11:02:11 am PDT #2815 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
D'OH! Yes, those two statements are unrelated.
§ ita § - Oct 09, 2006 11:19:44 am PDT #2816 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
- I've been called into a mystery meeting at 2
- My doc inspection meeting was scheduled for 1:30
- There are no 90 minute slots in business hours left for the attendees any time this month
- 90 minutes was too short for the inspection
- I have spilt coffee up and down the sleeve of my white shirt
- MYSTERY MEETING
Oh, and I'm way behind in my headache diary.
Jesse - Oct 09, 2006 11:25:05 am PDT #2817 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I hate a mystery meeting.
Our sole HR person just gave notice. How do you get a new employee if there's no HR person???
I am an emailing maniac today. I may not have actually gotten anything done, but I sure have put a lot of questions onto a lot of other people.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2006 11:29:26 am PDT #2818 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Mystery Meeting" could be a more adult version of "Mystery Date."
Connie Neil - Oct 09, 2006 11:40:34 am PDT #2819 of 10001
brillig
more adult version of "Mystery Date."
Wouldn't that be "Mystery Hook-Up"