I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Oct 07, 2006 4:37:41 pm PDT #2652 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

she's 56 now

Eep. I've dated women who were 13 years older than me. Which means they're 58 now.


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2006 4:42:24 pm PDT #2653 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I guess I've been with guys the age of both fathers and sons of b.org posters.

Makes me either old, young, or a bit easy.


Lee - Oct 07, 2006 4:47:18 pm PDT #2654 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

There are people with sons older than Emmett on the board, right?


Jesse - Oct 07, 2006 4:48:51 pm PDT #2655 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ewwww.

Lee's nasty.


Lee - Oct 07, 2006 4:51:27 pm PDT #2656 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

NO I'M NOT.

I just couldn't think of any older sons.


Jesse - Oct 07, 2006 4:52:46 pm PDT #2657 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's Deena and Gus, at least.


Lee - Oct 07, 2006 4:59:34 pm PDT #2658 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh yeah.


Cass - Oct 07, 2006 5:12:20 pm PDT #2659 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Crap, I just went to a "Nick pretty" place. I always feel a bit wrong when I think that.


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2006 5:24:18 pm PDT #2660 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At its core, it's not a scandalous statement. Any woman the age of a Buffista's father that lost her virginity around the average time for an American with a guy around her own age can easily qualify.

Key is...was I a Buffista at the time? Each time?

I suppose the fact that I'm not going to do the math to check that out may be telling.


Jesse - Oct 07, 2006 5:27:58 pm PDT #2661 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Any woman the age of a Buffista's father that lost her virginity around the average time for an American with a guy around her own age can easily qualify.

Wait, what? Oh -- I've had sex with an 18 year old, but not someone who's 18 now. That's what you're saying, yeah?

ION, I think I might sign up for match.com. My profile from at least two years ago was still pretty accurate....except I said I had auburn hair, so it must have been longer than that ago. Huh.