Oh, please go and report back. This sounds totally better than speed dating.
Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2006 2:01:03 pm PDT #1897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Oct 03, 2006 2:09:08 pm PDT #1898 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
With far less potential for action for me, unless I put on a lot of makeup, and pass as a drag queen.
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2006 2:10:32 pm PDT #1899 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bioqueen! It's the hot new thing.
Jesse - Oct 03, 2006 2:12:38 pm PDT #1900 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's actually my favorite thing! I love to dress up with big hair and makeup and fancy dresses! Not that I do it, but.
Actually, it's like when I was talking to my friend about wedding stuff, and she was saying she thinks it's ridiculous to get hair and makeup done, because then you don't look like "you." But that's what I like about it! Fancy.
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2006 2:20:02 pm PDT #1901 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would so love to bioqueen. But, it's like work, and I can not even manage to regularly wear any makeup other than lip gloss.
Jesse - Oct 03, 2006 2:22:50 pm PDT #1902 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That's why the last time I had fancy hair and makeup was when it got done for me for my friend's wedding last year. Well, I had semi fancy makeup for my other friend's wedding last month, but only semi. No false eyelashes or anything.
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2006 2:25:33 pm PDT #1903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And of course I can't do fancy hair without a wig...which is mostly just weird, not fancy.
Atropa - Oct 03, 2006 2:25:54 pm PDT #1904 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I would so love to bioqueen.
I love this phrase. You have no notion how much I love this phrase.
Jesse - Oct 03, 2006 2:28:01 pm PDT #1905 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And of course I can't do fancy hair without a wig...which is mostly just weird, not fancy.
You could have... glitter?
I used to work with a black woman with an afro that looked natural, if she had "good" hair (you know what I mean), but it turned out to be a perm -- a perm done on rods smaller than my pinky. Women are odd sometimes.
§ ita § - Oct 03, 2006 2:32:36 pm PDT #1906 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You could have... glitter?
Won't really show.
Not that I've tried...but my hair basically acts like a glitter dispenser without looking any different.
I used to work with a black woman with an afro that looked natural, if she had "good" hair (you know what I mean), but it turned out to be a perm -- a perm done on rods smaller than my pinky. Women are odd sometimes.
I Jheri-curled but left out most of the special sauce. Because I was lazier than I was shallow. It gave me that good hair look too.
I cut it off anyway.