Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.

Gunn ,'Power Play'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Oct 02, 2006 8:08:15 am PDT #1582 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I was always planning to use my ATM card supplemented by my credit card. And then I spent an hour reading about ATM-card scams. I'm still planning to use my ATM card, since it seems to be the best option. But now I'm paranoid about it.


Ginger - Oct 02, 2006 8:16:11 am PDT #1583 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The ATM card usually gets you the best rate.

Re: how to dismantle a bomb

If they get too close to one another, the combined critical mass will flood the area with radiation, and you will die.

Uh, no. They're right next to each other in the bomb. If that were the case, you wouldn't need these instructions because of the already being dead.


Tom Scola - Oct 02, 2006 8:17:37 am PDT #1584 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

"Where the hell did you get an atom bomb!?" - Detective Dietrich


§ ita § - Oct 02, 2006 8:19:40 am PDT #1585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ginger, you should drop that guy a line.


Ginger - Oct 02, 2006 8:22:02 am PDT #1586 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Where the hell did you get an atom bomb!?"

You can get the instructions on the internet. Then you go to WalMart and buy two pieces of perfectly machined plutonium and Bob's your uncle.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2006 8:22:37 am PDT #1587 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Uh, no. They're right next to each other in the bomb. If that were the case, you wouldn't need these instructions because of the already being dead.

No, in a uranium bomb, the two pieces of uranium sit at opposite ends of the bomb. When the bomb goes off, conventional explosives push the two pieces of uranium together, achieving critical mass and setting off the chain reaction. If you place the two pieces of uranium together by hand, it won't explode in a big mushroom cloud, but the uranium will melt or vaporize and it will produce enough radiation to kill anyone nearby.


Tom Scola - Oct 02, 2006 8:24:24 am PDT #1588 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I was quoting the Barney Miller episode where a kid made an atom bomb as a science project.


Megan E. - Oct 02, 2006 8:26:40 am PDT #1589 of 10001

Freaky-ass aquatic creature:

My husband would run screaming in the other direction if he ever came across that bug/creature/thing! I'm not usually bug-phobic but I'm pretty sure I'd be right behind him.


Nutty - Oct 02, 2006 8:29:52 am PDT #1590 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I was quoting the Barney Miller episode where a kid made an atom bomb as a science project.

OMG this was a movie too! In the movie, the kid stole the uranium from a military-guarded installation (not specifically working on bombs) and replaced it with Prell.

Kid really really wanted to win the science fair. Mayhem ensued.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2006 8:31:13 am PDT #1591 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

the kid stole the uranium from a military-guarded installation (not specifically working on bombs) and replaced it with Prell.

He must not have had cable, and had to make his own fun.