I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2006 10:20:37 am PDT #1185 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't salt my fries anyway.

Don't they salt them for you? I rarely get them without a hint of salt.


bon bon - Sep 29, 2006 10:24:05 am PDT #1186 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Don't they salt them for you? I rarely get them without a hint of salt.

Yeha, but that's what dipping in a milkshake is for!


Lee - Sep 29, 2006 10:24:18 am PDT #1187 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm not onboard with potatoes and chocolate, unless it's french fries and a milkshake. Yum.

This is true. I will do the french fries and chocolate shake, though probably not a non-chocolate shake.

Now I want to go to Newport Creamery for dinner.


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2006 10:28:00 am PDT #1188 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

that's what dipping in a milkshake is for!

To deposit the salt in the innocent drink?


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 10:28:32 am PDT #1189 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So apparantly highschool boys are wearing cologne now? My boss's son just walked by, and... whoa!

That smell's gonna be lingering here awhile....


Daisy Jane - Sep 29, 2006 10:29:28 am PDT #1190 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Daisy Jane - Sep 29, 2006 10:29:44 am PDT #1191 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is true. I will do the french fries and chocolate shake, though probably not a non-chocolate shake.

Huh, my shake of choice for fries was always vanilla. Strawberry, however? 2 words. Ick Key!

ETA: I made two of them?


Allyson - Sep 29, 2006 10:30:20 am PDT #1192 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So apparantly highschool boys are wearing cologne now?

When weren't they? In my day, it was Drakkar.

I think now they drench themselves in Axe.


Jessica - Sep 29, 2006 10:31:00 am PDT #1193 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So...we're dipping french fries in milkshakes now? Why?


Daisy Jane - Sep 29, 2006 10:32:05 am PDT #1194 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Polo was ours. Anytime I smell polo and rain I remember my first real, toe curling, spine tingling, oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-drown kiss.