Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Nov 02, 2006 6:32:12 am PST #9661 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

She's a rumor. Or a figment of your imagination.


Aims - Nov 02, 2006 6:41:32 am PST #9662 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If so, I'd find a new place to stay in North Beach.

I believe in juliana!!

claps hands madly


Pix - Nov 02, 2006 6:47:08 am PST #9663 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh crap. I'm staying with her the weekend after next!

t starts clapping madly with the Empress


DavidS - Nov 02, 2006 7:08:23 am PST #9664 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How fun is THAT?!?

Super Zombie Funtime!

I can't get the new espresso machine to work. Woe. I have filled the water reservoir, made sure it is firmly in place, turned it on and pushed the appropriate button and yet no water goes through. It is much louder and more obnoxious than my previous machine, and has the added advantage of NOT WORKING.


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2006 7:12:21 am PST #9665 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there any evidence that water is getting hot... somewhere?


Ailleann - Nov 02, 2006 7:19:34 am PST #9666 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I made cocoa about a half hour ago, but I think that's too much of a "somewhere" for Hec.

signed, cheeky and not helpful


Cashmere - Nov 02, 2006 7:34:40 am PST #9667 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I lost my $150 pair of sunglasses. I had them for over six years. So I searched everywhere TWICE. My purse, diaper bag, suitcases, baskets, in the van, in the truck, called my in-laws and family to see if I left them there last weekend. Nothing.

Today, I broke down and bought a cheap pair at Target. Guess what I found when I got back home?

Fuck.

And Hec has reminded me of our horrid lack of any coffee making apparatus in the house--no French press, no Mr. Coffee, no pod machine, nada.


flea - Nov 02, 2006 7:38:37 am PST #9668 of 10000
information libertarian

Return the cheap sunglasses to Target and buy a coffee machine.


Vortex - Nov 02, 2006 7:39:45 am PST #9669 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Today, I broke down and bought a cheap pair at Target. Guess what I found when I got back home?

Leave them in the car, that way you always have a pair. Plus, you can take the cheap ones to picnics and stuff.


DavidS - Nov 02, 2006 7:40:05 am PST #9670 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is there any evidence that water is getting hot... somewhere?

The machine gets hot. The water is not entering into pipes of the machine from its reservoir. I checked the valve on the water container and it works fine. It's firmly in place, but the pump just grunts and grunts, full of sound and fury but signifying NO COFFEE.