I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sumi - Nov 01, 2006 11:07:41 am PST #9533 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

One of my co-workers brought apple-cider donuts yesterday. . . mmmmmm.


Aims - Nov 01, 2006 11:22:19 am PST #9534 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am DYING OF THE LAUGHTER at Frank's filk.

IOMemeNews: My boss rocks the house. If I quit smoking for a month, he'll give me a $250 bonus.


Laura - Nov 01, 2006 11:23:54 am PST #9535 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

I think I need to raid the candy stash before the boys get home.

Brendon was asked about his age. He looks older because of his size, but the lack of real facial hair gives away his youth. I suggested he was getting a bit old for this. Next year I'll talk him into having a party at the house instead.

I had both popcorn and candy this year. The popcorn is very popular. No leftovers though. A neighbor for several years had one of those real popcorn machines in the driveway and gave the kids actual popped corn. That was very cool.

It was raining off and on so we didn't have the number of block parties that we have had in the past. Still much better than last year. Hurricane Wilma had just passed and the roads were barely usable and there were no lights. We did have some bonfires going.

eta: Yay for Aimee's rocking boss!


Cass - Nov 01, 2006 11:26:42 am PST #9536 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I just skipped hugely. I had sucked but my browser crashed and then I just got over it and skipped on into the thread. I shall attempt to go back and at least skim later. Maybe.

No trick or treaters last night. Have masses of mini-Tootsie Roll pops. Which I bought cause I wasn't personally interested. Must find unsuspecting people to foist them upon.

Must go buy cat food and milk (Cass food coffee).


Pix - Nov 01, 2006 11:31:00 am PST #9537 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

BWAH! Frank just killed me with the funny. I am totally singing that to my advisory on Friday.

Oh, and I think I may have forgotten earlier to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GINGER!


Lee - Nov 01, 2006 11:31:15 am PST #9538 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I brought my unused Halloween candy into the office this morning and now it is all gone. YAY.


Aims - Nov 01, 2006 11:34:18 am PST #9539 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What’s this? What’s this?
I’m growing lots of hair!
What’s this? There’s acne everywhere!
What’s this? My hormones are all raging
and my breasts are so engaging
My face I feel it aging
Fuck it isn’t fair!
What’s this?


Pix - Nov 01, 2006 11:42:27 am PST #9540 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

What’s this? What’s this?
I’m growing lots of hair!
What’s this? There’s acne everywhere!
What’s this? My hormones are all raging
and my breasts are so engaging
My face I feel it aging
Fuck it isn’t fair!
What’s this?

There are pre-teens hitting puberty
instead of hitting balls,
They're busy doing make-up,
and cruising through the malls,
There's stubble on every boy now
Oh I can't believe my eyes,
They can feel it in their boners,
Even though they're mini sized...


Aims - Nov 01, 2006 11:43:27 am PST #9541 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bwah!

(Gods, Jilli's gonna kill us.)


DavidS - Nov 01, 2006 11:51:09 am PST #9542 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

They can feel it in their boners,
Even though they're mini sized...

Heh!

I'm into the Halloween candy. Consumed: mini Payday, mini Snickers, mini Milky Way, mini Reeses Cup.

Three years ago JZ's dad gave me a Williams Sonoma gift card for $50 that I never used. For our wedding JZ's boss gave us a Hold Everything card for $200 that we never used. Last week our espresso machine died (after 15 years of faithful service). Today I was able to cash in $250 worth of gift cards and get a new one. Which is great because there's no way we could justify the expense right now without the gift cards.