I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


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Emily - Oct 30, 2006 6:28:10 pm PST #9302 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Just helped Emmett with his math homework. Prime factorization with exponents!

Hey cool, that's what I'm teaching... tomorrow... to my eighth graders.

Sigh.


WindSparrow - Oct 30, 2006 7:00:13 pm PST #9303 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I think I'm safe from head explosions, as it sounds like they caught it early enough that we should be very happy
Yeah, it's utterly crappy that your mom has cancer, but at the same time there are a few of my brain cells doing a happy dance because it was caught early and there is a good prognosis.

Boo, hiss! for the Raq and vw UTIs


DavidS - Oct 30, 2006 7:03:15 pm PST #9304 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Very nice. He's in fourth grade? I don't remember doing that until sixth.

Fifth grade.

Hey cool, that's what I'm teaching... tomorrow... to my eighth graders.

You know what helped? The whole factorization tree dohickey. We wound up writing it all down with the tree.

Me: "You know what a prime number is, right?"
Emmett: [dutily reciting] "A number which can only be divided by itself and one."
Me: "Perfect. So take 24."
Emmett: "2 times 12. And 12 breaks down into 2 times 6. And 6 breaks down into 3 times 2."
Me: "So you've got more than one 2, so you can do an exponent for that."
Emmett: "That's the part I don't get."
Me: "Just count up the 2s; that's the exponent. If you have four 2s, then it's 2 to the fourth."
Emmett: "So...there are three 2s. That's 2 to the third?"
Me: "Right! And how many 3s?"
Emmett: "One 3."
Me: "So it's 3 times...."
Emmett: "2 to the third?"
Me: "Right. Think about it. What's 2 times 2 times 2?"
Emmett: "8."
Me: "And 8 times 3 is..."
Emmett: "24!"

I felt very mathy.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2006 7:15:20 pm PST #9305 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That must be so cool - to see the little lightbulb go off over his head....


beth b - Oct 30, 2006 8:02:48 pm PST #9306 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sean my best to your mom


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2006 10:35:22 pm PST #9307 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sean, here's to early detection and good medics. I hope this all goes as smoothly as possible.


Volans - Oct 30, 2006 11:17:43 pm PST #9308 of 10000
move out and draw fire

OK, this appears to be National Parents Getting Cancer Month, and it can just stop.

I am hoping for a full success on removing and treating your mom's cancer, Sean.

I need to order some toddler galoshes. It's raining buckets, which combines Mal's two favorite things: Outside and Water. He's frantic to be outdoors, but Robeez aren't going to cut it.

JZ, hang in there. The newborn stage is pretty awful, but it does get better, and in a few months you won't even remember how frazzled and tired and anxious and stressed you were. (If people did remember, the human race wouldn't survive).


Fay - Oct 31, 2006 12:18:56 am PST #9309 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hec's a Math Prof Rockstar! Or something!

((((PMM and Sean))))) Bloody hell.

Best Thing Evah: realising that, yes, I can plug my iPod into the computer's speakers and fill the whole classroom with my music, rather than just my head.

(eta...er, "rather than just FILL my head WITH MUSIC", that is, not "rather than just FILL THE ROOM WITH my head." Obviously. Er.)

Even Better Thing: my kids. So cute. So Halloweeny. So cute! Did I mention the cute? The cute SLEW me. Ded. We didn't have fancy dress to school, just after school, but still - damn. Cute. Bless. And they wrote brilliant poems today. And did good maths. And sang well. And were just omg unbelievably cute. OH! And Barney The Dog (the fluffy white dog who goes home every night with someone who was fabulous) had a costume too - I brought in little red devil horn hairclips (almost a santa hat effect, because they have white feathery fluff at the base) and clipped them on Barney's ears. SO CUTE! (I was also wearing devil's horns all day - the only member of staff to do so. And I had a witch's hat and cape that I got changed into at the end of the day, which gave the ruby slippers I was wearing a whole other connotation.)

NOT the best thing ever: a conversation with a random Thai lady (a mum? a TA? Who knows?) in which it became clear that she thought I was, in fact, Carmen. Which would be fine, I guess - but Carmen's 9 months pregnant. So she was going 'there's a white chick...short hair...enormously round, clearly must be pregnant - that'll be her then.'

I remain surprisingly chilled about this, but - yeah. Time to get my fat ass back to the gym.

...did I mention the part where my kids were cute? Because OH MY GOD the cute! Such cute! All your cute are belong to them!


Stephanie - Oct 31, 2006 1:04:31 am PST #9310 of 10000
Trust my rage

JZ, I'm sorry to hear about your rough day. It realy truly does get easier. I think I mentioned before, but it's so true - I clearly remember thinking when Ellie was about 2 weeks old that we would never survive to our 6 week appointment. (Not sure what I thougth would happen to us.) Anyway, I was so proud of myself when I actually got there because it wasn't *quite* as hard as it had been. Newborns really do suck the life right out of you. (Ha! I'm so funny. I didn't even mean it that way. )

Fay, I think Halloween would be such a nice time to be around so many cute kids in cute costumes. Sorry to hear about the random lady. How rude! Do Thai people celebrate Halloween or is it because you are at an American? school?


Topic!Cindy - Oct 31, 2006 2:30:41 am PST #9311 of 10000
What is even happening?

Sean, I'm glad they caught it early. Strength and peace (and some big old BOREDOM) to you, and all your loved ones.

Hil, congrats!!!

JZ, you poor lovey. Is there anyone local to you who can spot you during the day, sometimes? You're still recovering.

Just helped Emmett with his math homework. Prime factorization with exponents!
Ben (also fifth grade) was doing that, recently. By any chance, Hec, does Emmett's school use the "Everyday Math" program (based on Chicago Math)?

Last year, they were measuring angles, including obtuse angles, (my fingers REALLY wanted to type that as 'obtuse Angels') which was hard for 9/10 year old minds. It was too many steps, all of which require precision. It was the first time Ben didn't instantly get math, and he was much put off by the concepts of studying and working for a subject that had always been his candy.