Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Oct 30, 2006 3:47:39 pm PST #9277 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

But, on the plus side, I got an email confirming that I'm going to be going on the volunteer trip to Israel this spring!

Congrats, Hil!

I'm sorry about the UTI, Raq. Ugh. They're awful things.

I so meant to say this earlier, Raq. What she said.

I thought I had my work Halloween costume all figured out but I just tried on the maternity overalls that I borrowed (just got them from a co-worker this afternoon) and the waistband area totally bisects the foofy pillow that's supposed to be a baby. Now I'm not sure what to do. Plus, my ass looks *horrible* in overalls. Beyond horrible.

Something to remember for if I ever decide to really get pregnant.

ETA:

So, um, UTI here too. Blech. Who knew they were catching?

Ack! Poor vw!


Beverly - Oct 30, 2006 4:05:57 pm PST #9278 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Poor Raq and vw! Ow, ow, I so sympathize, having just completed my round of ABX for the e-vile UTI. Narsty, narsty ugly painful things they are. All swiftness of getting rid of them to you.


vw bug - Oct 30, 2006 4:17:26 pm PST #9279 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I don't think I'm in half the amount of agony that poor Raq is. I'm looking forward to the yeast infection, though, that will follow the course of ABX.


JZ - Oct 30, 2006 4:24:12 pm PST #9280 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Much, much -ma to those currently residing in UTIville.

ION, what a double-barrelled brass-dipped motherfuck of a day. Matilda woke up at 6 and has spent the entire day alternately wailing and wolfing at my breast, with two brief periods of napping in the Baby Bjorn while I hauled all the laundry in the universe to and from the laundromat.

I also mailed 10 baby shower thank you notes (leaving only 4 -- no, 5 -- ah, shit, my dad stopped by last night and dropped off another, so now it's 6 more, unless some other monstrous wretch among my parents' friends decides selfishly to give us a present, bitch bitch whine whine ungratefulcakes) and, for fun, stopped off at a coffeehouse halfway back to get the universe's laundry back home and got a cup of coffee to go. Of which I consumed half before Matilda started sobbing and I realized that all the errand-running had taken 2 hours and it was time to feed her again, and by the time I remembered the coffee again it was icy-cold.

The laundry is exactly half-folded because she hasn't stayed down and quiet for long enough to do more than half. Also, there were two explosive leaky diapers necessitating head-to-toe outfit changes. And yes, I know that today was exactly nothing compared to the horrors waiting ahead with the terrible twos and potty training and starting school and last-minute-before-the-deadline term papers and college applications and God knows what else.

Fuck, I'm exhausted. Why, why, why didn't Hec pounce on me a dozen years ago when I was living in this same neighborhood and a hale and hearty twentysomething?

However, I still love her desperately and have many times today devoured her face, belly and toes with kisses in between trying not to cry or chew my own leg off.


Aims - Oct 30, 2006 4:26:48 pm PST #9281 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ooof. SO sorry about the non-sleeping baby and the laundry hauling.

May tomorrow be better and let Hec fold the rest of the laundry.


askye - Oct 30, 2006 4:29:07 pm PST #9282 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

Anne -- thank you! Now I can have names for my two original characters for Nanowrimo!

Also --

Dear Universe -

Lay off giving Buffistas UTIs!

Ta ever so, askye

JZ -- sorry Matilda was such a fussy baby today (originally I typed fuzzy) I'll be vibing for tomorrow to be better.


vw bug - Oct 30, 2006 4:29:34 pm PST #9283 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

{{{JZ}}}


Pix - Oct 30, 2006 4:30:55 pm PST #9284 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

ACK UTIness! I'm so sorry, loves. We HATESSESS them, yes we do.

Poor JZ. Have a better day tomorrow.


Fred Pete - Oct 30, 2006 4:41:00 pm PST #9285 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sympathies, JZ.


Amy - Oct 30, 2006 4:54:28 pm PST #9286 of 10000
Because books.

No more UTIs!

{{{Raq}}}

{{{vw}}}

Aw, JZ. That *is* a hard day! The thing is, days like today are the reasons babies have kissable toes. Otherwise, you'd hail the first pack of wolves that passed by.

If I were closer, I would gladly come over and kiss her toes for you and fold your laundry, too. So you could grab a hot coffee and then a nap. Not necessarily in that order.