Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Oct 25, 2006 12:41:09 pm PDT #8730 of 10000
brillig

I get season-change weirdness myself, but the beginning of fall is wonderful for me. It's when winter itself appears, as well as the heat of summer, that I start feeling somewhat murderous. The seasons of endurance. I hate having to endure.


slayeroshadow - Oct 25, 2006 1:17:31 pm PDT #8731 of 10000
And what's with all the carrots?

My brain gets like that sometimes too.

This might explain why I have 3 alternatives for Halloween costumes. That, and they were 40% off.


Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2006 1:32:10 pm PDT #8732 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I still have to get 3 things to finish mine off. Bah. Don't want to shop (which is how I know I have the fall blues).


Glamcookie - Oct 25, 2006 1:57:42 pm PDT #8733 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

TOO MUCH CRAP TO DO!!! SEND LIFESAVER!


Polter-Cow - Oct 25, 2006 1:58:50 pm PDT #8734 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

*WINTERGREEN*


Glamcookie - Oct 25, 2006 2:03:23 pm PDT #8735 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Mmmm, my favorite.


ChiKat - Oct 25, 2006 2:07:27 pm PDT #8736 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Brain is hurty.

Last minute project at work due NOW. Waiting on BigBigBos for stuff.

Have already worked 30 hours this week.

Have lost pronouns.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 25, 2006 2:15:36 pm PDT #8737 of 10000
What is even happening?

I ALWAYS have Wint-O-Green LifeSavers on me. Always.


§ ita § - Oct 25, 2006 2:20:45 pm PDT #8738 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I heard those make blowjobs more fun.


JZ - Oct 25, 2006 2:50:43 pm PDT #8739 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Bad news: Our espresso machine died this morning.

Good news: A gift card my boss gave me at our wedding for Hold Everything that we've never used is also good at Williams-Sonoma. Hello, new espresso machine!

Totally unrelated good news, although it is about awakeness and thus could be at least tangentially linked to espresso machines (though in this case it isn't): Matilda is taking her first real nap of the day today; she's been either fully awake or catnapping since 7:00 this morning, which makes today the most awake day she's ever had -- potentially, maybe, just maybe, good sleepy news for tonight.

Also unrelated good news: She is even more absurdly cute when awake than when asleep. Also, she's gaining enough weight and getting enough heft to her that it's possible to snuzzle her up and raspberry her belly without fear of breaking her.

Have already worked 30 hours this week.

That is appallingly wrong.