Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Oct 24, 2006 12:40:01 pm PDT #8604 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

P-C, that's my favorite bit too, well that and Titus telling Tamora she just ate her asshole sons.

I once saw MacBeth Halloween night at the outside theater at our hometown college. It was this company Perfect and really, really scary. They brought in MacBeth's head wrapped in a fur. We were sitting on the stage and damn if it didn't look real (I think it was actually the actors head, but they'd rigged it so there was a hole in the fur for him to stick it through).


Daisy Jane - Oct 24, 2006 12:44:02 pm PDT #8605 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That bride is craxy. So your sister was clearly in cahoots with the organist and the other musician. It's a racket!


slayeroshadow - Oct 24, 2006 12:47:35 pm PDT #8606 of 10000
And what's with all the carrots?

Dropping in for a re-introduction. Buffy (yes, really!) here. I had the pleasure of meeting some of you f2f or swinging from the treehouse.

waves. curtsies. etc.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 24, 2006 12:50:04 pm PDT #8607 of 10000
What is even happening?

Oh, brenda!

Yep. Your sister definitely wins.


Amy - Oct 24, 2006 12:51:39 pm PDT #8608 of 10000
Because books.

Oh my, brenda. Like Cindy said, your sister definitely wins. Weddings are so crazy-making. My mom is the wedding coordinator for her church, and some of the stories she tells me just boggle.


brenda m - Oct 24, 2006 12:58:18 pm PDT #8609 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Totally crazy. And we're talking a matter of a hundred bucks here.

Wonder if they'll be able to find a CD player cheap enough to suit their needs.

t catty


juliana - Oct 24, 2006 12:59:15 pm PDT #8610 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

My favorite production of Dream was up in Fairbanks in an outdoor theater (during summer, obviously). The theater was in the middle of birch woods, so the fairies came out of that, and the mechanicals had the best entrance EVER. They came roaring up to the playing space in a late 70s dusty-as-all-hell Suburban with naughty phrases scrawled in the dust, bellowing "I am Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am!" HILARIOUS.


Nicole - Oct 24, 2006 1:15:33 pm PDT #8611 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Welcome, Buffy.

And since I can't remember if I've said so already... welcome, Laga.

99% of the time, all the mistaken identity confusion could be solved by one simple conversation that the characters go to extreme lengths to avoid having. It's tiresome after the umpteenth identical plot.

This is *exactly* why I hated that show Three's Company. It infuriated me. And I could never figure out why so many people thought it was so damn funny. Even the theme song still makes me cringe.

Which is, of course, now stuck in my head. Great.


Connie Neil - Oct 24, 2006 1:20:11 pm PDT #8612 of 10000
brillig

The misunderstanding-that-can-be-resolved-by-one-conversation thing annoys me in any show.


askye - Oct 24, 2006 1:23:47 pm PDT #8613 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

I saw a production of Timon of Athens at the theater in Stratford - on -Avon when I was in England. Just me and the tour guide went since no one else wanted to see a play they never heard of. Which turned out to be a good thing considering the simulated forced oral sex and a few other things (the tour trip was mostly Southern Baptists). Then afterwards we walked back and stood on a bridge and watched the swans getting swept by the quick current, it was funny to see them at odd angles sort of racing along.