Please tell SeX for me that, well, sometimes the slash just writes itself...
(although, given the boy's insta-nic(k) around these parts... well, sometimes the ellipses write themselves too.)
Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.
Mal ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Oct 16, 2006 3:45:27 pm PDT #7422 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
sj - Oct 16, 2006 3:48:11 pm PDT #7423 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
If you all toss Nic away at once that would really teach him a lesson.
Daisy Jane - Oct 16, 2006 3:59:26 pm PDT #7424 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
One line. I'm going to have some wine and a smoke, and possibly run up to the State Fair and ride all the rides.
JZ - Oct 16, 2006 3:59:37 pm PDT #7425 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Sure, Nic loves you. Sort of. Feeds off your afterglow, sucks out your wallet. But he doesn't, he can't, love your spicy brains the way the rest of us do. He can't love your wit, your ways with a corset or a cunning hat, your parenting advice, your giggle and gasp-inducing fanfic, your smutty minds, your large kind hearts.
I love that. I love the sweet spicy juicy you-ness of each and every one of Nic's bitches, and I'm extremely selfish, and I don't like that he toys with you and eats you up and that someday he may take you away from me ahead of schedule, in such a way that your last days are an utter heartbreaking misery to you and everyone who loves you (except Nic, who'll be off to the next sweet young thang without so much as a tear shed). It's a crazy dangerous world already, and any one of us might vanish at any moment due to a bald tire, faulty wiring, an asshole the next lane over, any number of awful things nobody could possibly predict. And when I think that he's entirely predictable and you're giving him a chance to eat you up anyway, I get all growly and fiercely overprotective. Because I'm selfish that way. I want all of y'all I can get, top form, pain free, maximum porny spiciness.
I will so kick his fucking ass if he ever shows his face around Chez Zmayhem.
sj - Oct 16, 2006 4:01:49 pm PDT #7426 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Hearts JZ so much.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 16, 2006 4:07:09 pm PDT #7427 of 10000
What is even happening?
RIZZO
(for Daisy Jane)
Topic!Cindy - Oct 16, 2006 4:09:21 pm PDT #7428 of 10000
What is even happening?
amych - Oct 16, 2006 4:12:36 pm PDT #7429 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
RIZZO
Do. Not. Do. That. To. Me. Woman!
Amy - Oct 16, 2006 4:13:36 pm PDT #7430 of 10000
Because books.
Yay, Daisy Jane!
::hearts JZ right along with sj::
Now, JZ, can you come over and tell that to Nic for me, because I am so very much his bitch (not in the good way), and I can never seem to resist his sinister attraction.
::off to read lyrics in the hope of inspiration::
Topic!Cindy - Oct 16, 2006 4:17:08 pm PDT #7431 of 10000
What is even happening?
Shoot, AmyLiz, they're not going to inspire you to do anything you'd tell JZ about.
Do. Not. Do. That. To. Me. Woman!Huh?