Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 16, 2006 2:47:26 pm PDT #7411 of 10000
What is even happening?

He loves us all, each in his own special way, Amy. I'm having him right now AIFG.


Atropa - Oct 16, 2006 2:52:54 pm PDT #7412 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I don't miss him. I miss Clove, his exotic cousin.


Connie Neil - Oct 16, 2006 2:55:01 pm PDT #7413 of 10000
brillig

He loves us all, each in his own special way

If he starts manifesting noodly appendages, I'm pulling out the napalm.


Scrappy - Oct 16, 2006 2:55:26 pm PDT #7414 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, he's freaking expensive.


amych - Oct 16, 2006 2:58:55 pm PDT #7415 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also, he's freaking expensive.

The real whores always are. (All those years I thought I was just picking him up casually, no real commitments, just some light social fun, and he was always with someone else? H-O-O-R, and I never even let myself see it.)


SuziQ - Oct 16, 2006 3:09:58 pm PDT #7416 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Seriously, what has Nic done for YOU, lately? Brought you flowers? Paid the bills? Given you sexual delights?


Amy - Oct 16, 2006 3:10:04 pm PDT #7417 of 10000
Because books.

Also, he's freaking expensive.

Ain't it the truth. And for what? He cheats, he lies, he's bad for me...

::runs outside to make eyes at him::


Amy - Oct 16, 2006 3:10:48 pm PDT #7418 of 10000
Because books.

Given you sexual delights?

No, but he's always around for the afterglow, you know?


SuziQ - Oct 16, 2006 3:23:36 pm PDT #7419 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

No, but he's always around for the afterglow, you know?

Kinda creepy - hanging out for the afterglow created by another guy (or gal).


Amy - Oct 16, 2006 3:27:21 pm PDT #7420 of 10000
Because books.

Kinda creepy - hanging out for the afterglow created by another guy (or gal).

Not really. DH is into him, too. We've got a real nice threesome going on...

Okay, this is getting weird even for me.

Why is there nothing I want to watch on Monday nights? I think I've given up on Studio 60 already.