Beer and Casanova.
Gwen: Demon, OK? The whole nine—cloven feet and horns and teeth. He wasn't wearing lamé though. Lorne: Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.
'Harm's Way'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Oct 16, 2006 1:27:17 pm PDT #7399 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Polter-Cow - Oct 16, 2006 1:31:33 pm PDT #7400 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I am Polter-Cow, Starter of Trends.
Connie Neil - Oct 16, 2006 1:36:39 pm PDT #7401 of 10000
brillig
I am having a Diet Coke and a cigarette.
I see the diet Coke and approve, but I thought you had written a Dear John letter to the cigs.
Aims - Oct 16, 2006 1:40:19 pm PDT #7402 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fucker came back saying how much he loved me and needed me and wanted me.
Effing Nic.
Daisy Jane - Oct 16, 2006 1:40:45 pm PDT #7403 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I did I did I did! Wasn't that amazing! FIVE AND ONE, BABY!!!
That kick was a thing of beauty. Actual tears. Beautiful. (Getting a little misty even now).
Thanks for the ~ma y'all. I'm out of here in about 15 minutes, and then home.
JZ - Oct 16, 2006 2:25:33 pm PDT #7404 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Fucker came back saying how much he loved me and needed me and wanted me.
Look, maybe it's none of my business, but I'm fairly certain he's seeing hundreds of thousands of people behind your back, including my stinky and yellow-fingered downstairs neighbor. He'll take your money, leave you wrinkly and brown-toothed, and snicker about what a sucker you are while hanging around with his lawyers and corporate whores in his DC lobbyists' offices and other such low-rent dives. He's so not worthy of you. Kick his lying ass to the curb.
Pix - Oct 16, 2006 2:34:21 pm PDT #7405 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
t hearts JZ
Connie Neil - Oct 16, 2006 2:37:43 pm PDT #7406 of 10000
brillig
Kick his lying ass to the curb
Besides, he's not that into you. Yeah, Nic says he wants long-term relationships, but only if he's the one in control. He wants you to check in with him before you do anything, he wants to pick your friends, and he really hates it when you pay attention to anything other than him.
I mean, really, even the French are getting tired of his games.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 16, 2006 2:39:08 pm PDT #7407 of 10000
What is even happening?
We hung out a few times. He was really cool.
You know - from an evil thing perspective.
Cashmere - Oct 16, 2006 2:40:34 pm PDT #7408 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I've had him, too. But I was seriously drunk.