Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
and should be used for fun things, but the two-moments-of-cute-dog doesn't seem worth it, particularly since Toto is cute naked.
So very true. I bet I could get him a little halloween scarf at Target (where I have a gift certificate), and he doesn't mind those. The more I was thinking about it, the more I was thinking it was just not a very sound decision.
and think he'll hate it.
Remember the whole poncho incident? [link] He was all, "Mom?! Do I have to go out in this? Now, imagine this: [link]
Hee. I feel evil even considering it.
Ha! I could have trauma induced by either, because I'm soft that way. But I mean the store, which is the addictive sort of store that seems to have something for me every time I go in, which means I go in more often that vaguely necessary.
I have a skirt from there I've still never worn--it's really nice, but I can't work out what sort of top to wear with it. It has a high wide waistband of smocking, which'd be easily workable, but then it foofs out a bit at the
top
of that, and has a cord inside that to tie. Hits slightly above my natural waist.
And, wow, that made no sense.
Is Zara a store? Because my mind went to (first) Zora Neale Hurston and then to a smoosh of "Kara" and "Zor-El."
Whereas I came this close to posting "Thus Spoke Zara trauma".
Oh, wait...
Lucy has a costume this year, but by accident - something I bought that was way too small for its intended purpose, i.e., me, but works perfectly for her.
Her past costumes, when I've gotten the urge, have been minimalist. One year I attached a barrel of monkeys to her collar. She was a
St. Bernard!
vw, it's adorkable, but you could go out for a nice dinner for $26.00 or buy your mom a spontaneous I-love-you present, or get yourself fresh flowers for a few weeks, or a couple of good bottles of wine, or buy a DVD you've really been wanting. It's probably 1/2 to 1/3 of the cost of one of your text books. It's groceries for a couple of days. It's new base, blush, and mascara. It's new shampoo, conditioner, gel, spray, and a new brush. It's cheap lunch out for five days. It's a great amount to put in the kettle of a Salvation Army bell ringer. It's...even enough that I'll stop now.
Oooooo...wine! That's what I've been missing! Sorry Toto. No costume this year. Mama needs wine! :)
Who started the rule that says when my brother looks over my shoulder while I'm typing, I'm ogling celebrities? I mean, as far as I know, it's still constitutionally protected, and I don't really care what my brother thinks, but it is kind of credibility-undermining.
Thanks, everyone for the birthday wishes!
And Cindy, you KNOW that picture of JD with his hands in his britches slays me every time. The other ones were also very pretty.
C took me out to lunch today with the kids and they were so well behaved. And we got over-fresh chocolate chip cookies for dessert.
My birthday has been perfect.
Jars, good luck becoming one of us Smug Marrieds!