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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Maria - Oct 05, 2006 8:41:33 am PDT #6134 of 10000

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Too cute Hec! She truly is adorable.

IOmemeN, why do certain fucktards think that passing the buck is an Olympic sport? You are the delivering dealer and responsible for making sure all items, INCLUDING LOOSE SHIP ITEMS, are present and accounted for. Do not foist me off on some heavily painted, gum-snapping receptionist that wouldn't know what do with a car unless she's in the backseat. Now I've got to scramble to fix your mess and placate a self-important director who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Thanks. You have just unleashed the wrath of hell upon yourselves. I hope you're ready.

Volans - Oct 05, 2006 8:41:44 am PDT #6135 of 10000

move out and draw fire

Perfect!

amych - Oct 05, 2006 8:45:31 am PDT #6136 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Because my brain goes to strange non-sequitur places with alarming ease, I'm now wondering how you'd say this:

You are the delivering dealer and responsible for making sure all items, INCLUDING LOOSE SHIP ITEMS, are present and accounted for. Do not foist me off on some heavily painted, gum-snapping receptionist that wouldn't know what do with a car unless she's in the backseat. Now I've got to scramble to fix your mess and placate a self-important director who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Thanks. You have just unleashed the wrath of hell upon yourselves. I hope you're ready.

in Matilda.

(on second thought, maybe it's just the mention of shit that did it...)

beth b - Oct 05, 2006 9:15:58 am PDT #6137 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy Anniversary, Tom and Nora!!!

yay!

Volans - Oct 05, 2006 9:26:23 am PDT #6138 of 10000

move out and draw fire

I'm now wondering how you'd say this

gurglegurgleFFFRRRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!!!gurgle

Connie Neil - Oct 05, 2006 9:29:18 am PDT #6139 of 10000

brillig

gurglegurgleFFFRRRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!!!gurgle

Followed by a familiar diapery odor and an evil giggle.

Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2006 9:32:53 am PDT #6140 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, I just got this email from Tom:

Not married... [link]

Almost married... [link]

Married! [link]

So very married! [link]

sj - Oct 05, 2006 9:33:55 am PDT #6141 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2006 9:34:54 am PDT #6142 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Rassenfrassen bra strap. Ah well.

Steph L. - Oct 05, 2006 9:37:11 am PDT #6143 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nora and Tom are TEH CUTEST EVAR.

(Seriously. Like, in Vermont, I loved just watching the two of you interact.)

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