Happy Anniversary, Nora and Tom!!! Two years....it seems like it was just last month, but at the same time, you two seem to have been together a long time.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Oct 05, 2006 7:51:08 am PDT #6121 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Nora Deirdre - Oct 05, 2006 7:52:06 am PDT #6122 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Two years....it seems like it was just last month, but at the same time, you two seem to have been together a long time.
I know, right?!?
Cashmere - Oct 05, 2006 7:56:17 am PDT #6123 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I want pancakes and syrup and bacon and ... and ... EVERYTHING.
I had pancakes and bacon!!
I want a million dollars.
esse - Oct 05, 2006 8:00:17 am PDT #6124 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Thanks Nora! You can't go wrong with Alton Brown. But that's an Altonesque complicated recipe, so maybe I'll find something with fewer ingridients. :)
Aims - Oct 05, 2006 8:02:27 am PDT #6125 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
writes check to Cash for $1,000,000
Don't cash it til Friday.
sj - Oct 05, 2006 8:04:46 am PDT #6126 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
SA, pancakes
Maria - Oct 05, 2006 8:14:43 am PDT #6127 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Yours is this month too, Maria, right?
Yep. It was Sunday, Oct. 1st. One year. On one hand, it seems like it should be much, much longer, and on the other, it feels like we just got married yesterday.
I wouldn't trade this last year for anything. The ups more than make up for the downs.
P.M. Marc - Oct 05, 2006 8:21:41 am PDT #6128 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Holy crap, Jars is so pretty!
Man, I want to be able to chew without my jaw cracking and locking. Effing TMJ issues.
Pix - Oct 05, 2006 8:23:00 am PDT #6129 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
HAPPY BELATED ANNIVERSARY, SORELLA!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NORA AND TOM!
yawn
Man am I sleepy. Is it the weekend yet?
DavidS - Oct 05, 2006 8:31:51 am PDT #6130 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm very happy to celebrate Tom and Nora's anniversary. I expect I should drink some beer today in honor.
Matilda To English Dictionary
At! = "I am awake. Please wipe my ass."
Ah... = "Hello, And you are...?" Sometimes also, "Interesting." preferably with fingers peaked like Mr. Burns.
Waaaahhhhh! = "I am disconsolate! Life has no meaning! Where is The Breast?! Not that breast, you eediot! The other one. The one I like. Now you will feel my wrath as I claw desperately at the wrong boob with my sharp and tiny talons!"
Umf. Umf. Umf. = "I am taking a crap. You may expect to hear the disconsolate 'Waaaaah!" shortly."
smuksmuksmuk = Your pinky finger, sir, I assure you is no nipple. But 'twil serve. 'twil serve."
[high chittering noise. cf., agitated Coati Mundi]
= "Alarum! OMGWTFPOLARBEAR! FIRE! That's it, Man. Game over! Game OVER!"
!tuk !tuk = "This shit is delicious."
eep eep = "Uhm. My body seems to be shaking with recurrent spasms. I am concerned. Perhaps a little anxious. Definitely annoyed that you find these so-called 'hiccoughs' amusing."
uh. uh. uh. = "I am satiated. The milk it is good. All is satisfactory. Bring me my hash pipe."