I am excited to announce that Em went pee pee in her potty.
That's damn exciting. Go Em!
When she poops in the pot and wipes her own butt? Round of tequila shots on me.
Just had this conversation with Emmett.
Me: Next Sunday you're with Mommy but she's going to the last baby shower for Matilda. You can hang out with me while they're at the shower. Or you can go if you want. But you have to know it'll be a fairly formal, grownup party.
Emmett:
[brightly]
Will the baby be there?
Me: Yes.
Emmett: Then I want to go. She's my homeboy. Err...Homegirl.
[turning to Matilda]
Hey Homie! I'm gonna call her homebaby.
Unfortunately, Joe and I praised her so much, we freaked her out and she started crying.
I suspect that she'll never do it again.
IOEmelineNews, she has become very attached to two balls that came with this spiral tower thingie she got last year. She won't do anything without them. If she can't find them or doesn't have them, she wails, "WANT BALLS WANT BALLS!"
Joe looked at me and said, "That's your kid."
Aw, homebaby. Teh cute!
Pee-pee in the potty! Whoohoo!
Unfortunately, Joe and I praised her so much, we freaked her out and she started crying.
Ha! Next time stick to, "That'll do, pig Em."
Joe looked at me and said, "That's your kid."
WANT BALLS! is totally normal. MM is the freak here.
t /not helping at all
I found Vernor's ginger ale in a supermarket out here. I haven't had a Vernor's in a very long time. The taste is making me very happy.
Ralph's has had it forever, dude. Silly Seany.
I'm the last to learn that Vernor's is available out here? Damn. I thought I was going to get to be all cool and stuff.
I was practically building a shrine to the four-pack of bottles I found. I was carrying it around and treasuring it like it was my baby.
