Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 9:49:53 am PDT #5392 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They will bite them right off, indeed.


Aims - Sep 28, 2006 9:50:27 am PDT #5393 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ask Gus!!


Amy - Sep 28, 2006 9:52:02 am PDT #5394 of 10000
Because books.

...and chatter monkeys will BITE the fingers off people who are too bossy. They will bite them right off.

::hearts JZ so much, would have her babies for her in future::


Nora Deirdre - Sep 28, 2006 9:52:23 am PDT #5395 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"We're not counting in crazy melty land!"

Hee!

chatter monkeys will BITE the fingers off people who are too bossy

BWAH!

Excellent.


P.M. Marc - Sep 28, 2006 9:53:14 am PDT #5396 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

and chatter monkeys will BITE the fingers off people who are too bossy. They will bite them right off.

BWAH!!!


Lee - Sep 28, 2006 9:54:46 am PDT #5397 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

OH, what the hell.

points at tag.


Cashmere - Sep 28, 2006 9:57:17 am PDT #5398 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Heh. I knew that you would ask those questions. He's 4'8". More than 80 lbs. We do have a passenger side front air bag.

What's the recommendation now anyway?

He could probably fit in the other side of the back, but he frequently naps on the way home on our commute and he couldn't do that with that car seat there.

How about if I put him in the recline position?

Hec, the American Academy of Pediatrics suggests all kids younger than 13 ride in the back. If that's impossible, then the seat belt needs to be fitted properly and push the seat back as far as it can go away from the airbag.


JenP - Sep 28, 2006 9:58:47 am PDT #5399 of 10000

Oh, ChiKat, how hard for your family. So much -ma to all of you.

Suzi, I hope you get to talk to your mom soon and that her pain is way under control.

***

On a completely different note: JZ=hilarious with the bitey monkey talk.


Katerina Bee - Sep 28, 2006 9:59:37 am PDT #5400 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

Once again I'm using b.org for my venting

I thought: we’ll see it through, that’s what we’re always here to do…

chatter monkeys will BITE the fingers off people who are too bossy

(wipes eyes) Oh the birthing stories have all been so lovely to read. What a treat. (sniff) Thank you for sharing with us, David’s Brain, or David’s Typing Fingers, or whatever you wanna call it. Now I feel all melty.

Also, Happy Birthday Nicole! It’s like you got the special present to have a linked Birthday with our little Waltzing Matilda.


Atropa - Sep 28, 2006 10:00:57 am PDT #5401 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

and chatter monkeys will BITE the fingers off people who are too bossy. They will bite them right off.

Bwah-ha-ha! Oh, I love that.

ChiKat, you and your family are in my thoughts.