Hush. it's a Nationally Certified tazar. Teacher knows best.
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Mind you, I have some great kids. Just... lots of loud ones. And one new girl who says I'm beautiful and asks for my phone number. Have yet to figure out how exactly to deal with her beyond patient explanation that that's not appropriate behavior. Again.
I just put together an order for about $500 in power tools. I feel so male.
Got a hold of K's Good Vibrations catalog, did ya?
Got a hold of K's Good Vibrations catalog, did ya?
That's a coffee table book in this house.
More like the Bible.
Thou shalt have no sex catalog before me?
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors toys.
Not unless invited to join in an orgy.
Just so long as "Thou shalt not kilt" isn't in there.
t dies laughing
t runs away