I wanna know if JZ is having an epi, because she had to have the pitocin
"I am so far without an epidural, and I am going to do my damndest to avoid it. That may be a foiler."
I want to know if she's okay with any modifications to her birthing plan.
"I haven't had time to write up the birthing plan yet. So it is all madly improvised. Except that I want my fentanyl."
I wanna know if she's having any touch averse moments, and if so, how Hec's dealing with them.
"Nope, not at all. But it's early yet." TEASER!
I wanna know if she got anything to eat before she went to the hospital, and if they're letting her have ice chips.
"I had nothing to eat because it was midnight, but the night nurse, before she went off-shift...got me some cream of wheat and some yogurt. Now I'm sucking on LifeSavers. Cherry."
I want to know the color of her johnny.
"Blue pin-stripes."
I want to know if her parents are coming to the hospital before the birth, or if they'll wait at home.
"They are here, right now, but they have both been informed that as soon as I get to the screaming and yelling stage, they will be booted, and they are both okay with it." Also, her mom brought a laptop, and while it is not Internet-enabled, it enables her to watch Wonderfalls and Slings and Arrows.
I wanna know if Hec cut the cord
"Hec is not gonna cut the cord."
And I want to know how Emmett is
Emmett is grumpy and bitter about not being able to play with his new iPod Nano, which is being held hostage at home.
JZ's kittens are on Sean and Scola.
"Unexpected plot developments may occur later that may cause a change in the arc."
And she's on the upswing of another contraction, so she let me go.