Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2006 8:57:30 am PDT #4319 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I don't want the corset, but I'd take the model.

And by take, I mean...

Alas, we have no camera and thus no bellyshots.

Hmph!

Someone, clearly, needs to be a camera fairy for all of us.


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 9:00:07 am PDT #4320 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I can be the camera fairy! Hopefully. If I get to see JZ.


brenda m - Sep 22, 2006 9:02:54 am PDT #4321 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And Em doesn't eat the camera again...


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 9:03:39 am PDT #4322 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nope! This is a brand new camera that is being meticulously kept ouf her hands and mouth. Mostly.


JohnSweden - Sep 22, 2006 9:09:59 am PDT #4323 of 10000
I can't even.

Meanwhile, a nearby druid, Merrick Al’Tranga, senses a disturbance in the balance of nature.

"A bear," posited Merrick, "is shitting not in its beloved woods. Alack!"


-t - Sep 22, 2006 9:17:20 am PDT #4324 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I caught up!

But I forgot all the things I was thinking as I was reading along (I didn't keep notes because, honestly, I didn't think I would ever catch up and be able to post) so that's all I got.

Oh, except, I very well may be stealing internet connectivity from the DAR.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 22, 2006 9:19:57 am PDT #4325 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Scrolling through the TiVo descriptions this morning, JZ and I spotted the western Savage Pampas set in Argentina. There was a gaucho gang.

See, what I want to see is Savage Pampers featuring a vicious baby gang. But I'm very strange. And you all already knew that, I'm sure.


JZ - Sep 22, 2006 9:23:55 am PDT #4326 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

See, what I want to see is Savage Pampers featuring a vicious baby gang. But I'm very strange. And you all already knew that, I'm sure.

No Savage Pampers as yet, but there was a lovely late-30s movie whose title I now forget that looked like a wonderful mashup of every single movie convention in existence at the time. Cowboys, a dude ranch, gangsters, a gun moll, and musical numbers! All it lacked was a gang of sassy little kids and a cute puppy!


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2006 9:26:51 am PDT #4327 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Were the cowboys all midgets?

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JZ - Sep 22, 2006 9:33:47 am PDT #4328 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Midget singing cowboys saving the gun moll from the gangsters definitely would have made it an epic tale for the ages, but, alas, it looked like the singing cowboys were standard size. Possibly one was Gene Autrey. I hadn't fully processed my morning coffee when I saw the listing, so it's all a bit blurry.