In other news, I have admitted defeat. Or, rather, I have had defeat admitted for me. I made my case to no avail. I'm writing a $1,300 check to buy everyone fucking diamond fucking jewelry in exchange for the years of not giving them anything for Raksha Bandhan. This is supposed to make me look good, so it better make me look REALLY FUCKING GOOD, like they should write books about how fucking generous I am.
Arse.
Babe, that's sucktastic. I have nothing for you but punctuation and outrage.
...although I could threaten to go move to their town, and thus start acts of terrorism and/or military coups? That's all I've got, though.