Dear Universal Whatever,
Why did you design the female body so stupidly? I mean, yes, good job with the boobs, because hey...boobs. But otherwise, you've got some 'spaining to do.
Another UTI? Really? Of course it came complete with fever and the usual extreme discomfort, but following it with a dose of really bad reaction to meds was truly inspired. I guess I can scratch "puke all over the CVS parking lot" off my to-do list. Oh wait...that was never ON the list. Oops!
Oh, and good job springing this on me the night before I'm supposed to spend two days at a camp retreat with my students. Brilliant touch, that.
No love,
Kristin
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