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Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Sep 20, 2006 11:07:53 am PDT #3937 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Speaking of Halloween costumes, yesterday I had a very familiar conversation with my co-workers in our team meeting. We were talking about time off, and I mentioned that I would not be in on Nov. 1st, because there was no way I was coming in the day after Halloween. My boss asked "But you are coming in on Halloween, right/"

Me: "Of course I am! We can still wear costumes to work, right?"

Boss: "Yes. So, who is going to come in costume?"

laughter as I am the only person who raises their hand

Boss: "Wait! I know! The rest of us could all dress like Goths! It would be great!"

Yes, this happens to me every year.


Fred Pete - Sep 20, 2006 11:09:02 am PDT #3938 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Jilli, it sounds like your boss is ripe for a practical joke.


Atropa - Sep 20, 2006 11:10:46 am PDT #3939 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, it sounds like your boss is ripe for a practical joke.

Naaaah. She's pretty cool; she dabbled in Goth when she was a "moody teen" (as she put it) back in London. I think she was just trying to torment the rest of the team.


Polter-Cow - Sep 20, 2006 11:11:24 am PDT #3940 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It sounds like the rest of the team is ripe for a practical joke.


Aims - Sep 20, 2006 11:29:22 am PDT #3941 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I could make a tutu, right?


Trudy Booth - Sep 20, 2006 11:32:43 am PDT #3942 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jilli, jeans and a pony-tail... I BEG of you!

Best. Costume. EVAH.


Aims - Sep 20, 2006 11:38:26 am PDT #3943 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

I want to make one like this.


brenda m - Sep 20, 2006 11:51:26 am PDT #3944 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jilli, jeans and a pony-tail... I BEG of you!

That would rock. And yet, it just seems so wrong.


Aims - Sep 20, 2006 11:52:38 am PDT #3945 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jeans, cable knit sweater, tennis shoes, and a pony tail. Just for like, an hour.


Trudy Booth - Sep 20, 2006 11:53:09 am PDT #3946 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And yet, it just seems so wrong.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

The wrongness is the very best part.