You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 19, 2006 9:32:46 am PDT #3814 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Rinse

Lather

Repeat


Connie Neil - Sep 19, 2006 9:32:55 am PDT #3815 of 10000
brillig

For anyone who's follow Polter's adventures with his family and bride-seeking, a take on the Muslim version, from the NYT.

[link]


ChiKat - Sep 19, 2006 9:33:39 am PDT #3816 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Suzi's work must need a severe cluesticking.


Sparky1 - Sep 19, 2006 9:39:37 am PDT #3817 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Work

headdesk

cluestick

BOOZE!


Lee - Sep 19, 2006 9:42:29 am PDT #3818 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

RUMBALLS!


Volans - Sep 19, 2006 9:46:37 am PDT #3819 of 10000
move out and draw fire

When I was in DC I worked for a Big Evil Defense Contractor. We were on the customer's site, i.e., in the government buildings. Whenever there was a government holiday or liberal leave day (like when it snowed a couple inches), we physically could not gain access to work and had to spend leave.

Of course, my company also promised a certain number of leave days accrued per year, but you'd accrue that many only if you never took any leave.

They're wrapping middled-aged women in Saran Wrap and torturing people while wearing happy masks?

I was hoping beyond hope that you meant that Robert De Niro was rappelling in your window, but I expect it's a good bit grimmer than that.

Maybe they're just revamping the airconditioning and there's ductwork all over the place.

Grappling over the shared desk with the person in the next office?

Yes, yes, no, yes, omnipresent ductwork was preexisting, pretty much.

Somebody back in DC mis-entered something into a computer, so one database says I quit my job (in December, two weeks after I started) and all my security clearances were revoked.

Other security clearance databases don't say this, but the one is causing some problems. Trying to straighten out a case of mistaken identity in a bureaucracy this size makes me want to start drinking.


SuziQ - Sep 19, 2006 9:47:04 am PDT #3820 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Not even going to go back and delete or edit.

Why does it feel as though the higher up you go on the org chart the less the common sense?

Garrrrrgh.


Ailleann - Sep 19, 2006 9:47:45 am PDT #3821 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Why does it feel as though the higher up you go on the org chart the less the common sense?

Because it is so often true.

squints shirtily at administrators


beth b - Sep 19, 2006 9:49:30 am PDT #3822 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Why does it feel as though the higher up you go on the org chart the less the common sense?

ask me that aftermatt's current work crisis resolves.


erikaj - Sep 19, 2006 9:55:38 am PDT #3823 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Best thoughts for Matt in his Job Suckage. Did a Bitch send me a post card of the Inner Harbor recently? Cause I can't read the name on it, if you did.