In honor of tomorrow (9/19) being Internetional Talk Like A Pirate Day, I present to you.. Mr. George Harrison

I'm jealous.

I ditched my Amazon order for the slightly cheaper DeepDiscountDVD order and have NO IDEA when they're going to ship my dvds.

I was going to point out that it's almost talk like a pirate day! Instead I will settle for pointing out that the 22nd is Elephant Appreciation Day, also September is Chicken Appreciation Month.

I had a full weekend, why am I not more tired? Also, why did I schedule my well woman for 8:00 am Thursday morning when I'll have been out late from getting a haircut (I party with my stylist) and have to work late that day? I clearly hate me.

Schoolwork done. Seven pages of chapter review answers, 4 pages of lab answers, 2 discussion forums. I have absoultely no idea what I did for any of it. Taking my stupid brain to bed. Night, Bitches!

damn. work stuff for matt not better

Still vibing for Matt's work stuff. And when he's able, may he see all the painting Beth did and go, "wow!"

All the job vibes in the world to Brenda--sounds like you don't really need them, though, after knocking the socks off the interviewer.

Oh, poor Newton. I hope s/he gets and feels better quickly.

(((Cass)))

Hec, I always got sandbagged with those questions in the car. I'm trying to merge and you want to know what cunnilingus is? Couldn't this wait?

No, of course not. It's a combination of being captive, and not being able to look directly at them. All the big questions? In the car.

My parents gave me Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (but were afraid to ask) when I was 9.

I got Almost Twelve when I was 11. In. My. Christmas. Stocking.

That's so much worse than underwear for Christmas, folks. Seriously. It should've been in my parents' Christmas stocking as it was their easy way out.

I'm trying to see the difference that would make the UK the place to go to if the U .S. goes further down hill.

Well, I was being somewhat glib, just to clarify tone. But, since you ask, I mentioned it because:

1) Tom's British
2) attitides toward politics- ppl seem more engaged (this may be because one of Tom's best friends runs the National LibDem campaign)
3) European sensibilities toward vacation and health care
4) BANK HOLIDAYS
5) They are not constantly trying to put religion in my state, like so much peanut butter in my chocolate.

Sure, nationalism and racisim still exist, but they exist everywhere, because people are people, and people are assholes.

I'm not looking for a paradise; but the direction this country's politics is moving in disturbs me, and if I had a good opportunity to get out and observe from a distance for a while, sure, I'd take it.

I'm living the movie Brazil at work.

3) European sensibilities toward vacation and health care

This is one of the boy's main reasons for wanting to live in Ireland. He's all "Three weeks vacation mandatory!?" and "Thirty-seven and a half hour week!?".