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Pix - Sep 18, 2006 11:09:39 am PDT #3661 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Cass}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Even if you think you're ready, you never are. I'm so sorry you're going through this, love. I wish I could teleport myself to you for wine and snuggles (and possibly clicky fire).

However, this:

I just ran my fingertip over with a table. I am going to have to turn in my adult card, aren't I? Seriously. I rolled a table (with my computer on it) over my fingernail. It not only hurts but I feel compelled to mock myself.
made me want to say,"BACK INTO YOUR BUBBLEWRAP, MISSY!"

Seriously, take good care of yourself today. Chocolate and fresh flowers and bubbly bath and sleep and brainless happy tv.

Ginger - Sep 18, 2006 11:12:25 am PDT #3662 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I don't need the sofa but the dog is awfully cute, any chance of getting it?

We had a dog who was quite beautiful. Gremlin was a stray and the vets would look at her and say "Chow and mastiff. Irish setter and St. Bernard..." As you might guess, she was a large red dog. Anyway, we had a yard sale and at least 15 people asked if she was for sale.

She can't do much damage with a plastic shovel. Yet.

Famous last words.

erikaj - Sep 18, 2006 11:17:38 am PDT #3663 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

We used to go to swap meets and people'd ask about my wheelchair. Like, every time.

Ginger - Sep 18, 2006 11:30:22 am PDT #3664 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We used to go to swap meets and people'd ask about my wheelchair.

You know, just when you think you've plumbed the depths of weird...

lisah - Sep 18, 2006 11:38:45 am PDT #3665 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

We used to go to swap meets and people'd ask about my wheelchair.

You mean they'd try to buy it out from under you??? That's hilarious. Funny the way you like funny anyway.

erika, I just went out (driving my friends' dog to the vet for the second time in three days...sigh) and saw 3 different city buses with ads for Wire season 3 dvds with the tagline "They fought the war on drugs. Drugs won." Made me wish you were here for your birthday and we could be driving around appreciating that together!

Cass - Sep 18, 2006 11:40:20 am PDT #3666 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I wish I could come down and distract you.
Me too. I could really use a good distraction. And an excuse to put on makeup and pretend I am okay about this. Because everything is better with lipstick.

And I shouldn't be this upset. I know that. I just can't seem to tell my heart that right now.

"BACK INTO YOUR BUBBLEWRAP, MISSY!"
Padded hamster ball? Yeah, I am unfit to have a body. But the icing and everything helped because it is sore but not throbbing right now.

You know, just when you think you've plumbed the depths of weird...
You think you know ... what's to come ...

Glamcookie - Sep 18, 2006 11:40:59 am PDT #3667 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

A co-worker once had a homeless man in a wheelchair try to sell it to her for $10. Craziness.

Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2006 11:41:07 am PDT #3668 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t kisses back of Cass' neck

t non-gayly

sj - Sep 18, 2006 11:42:43 am PDT #3669 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think you're allowed to be upset, Cass. At least for a little while. Don't be so hard on yourself.

beekaytee - Sep 18, 2006 11:48:56 am PDT #3670 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

we had a yard sale and at least 15 people asked if she was for sale.

People ask me about buying Bartleby all the time. My response is, "Sure! You give me a million in cash and we'll set up once a month supervised visitation." I say it with a straight face and just wait. Shuts the creepy ones right up because they venture that I might be serious. Makes everyone else laugh and say something like, "He's worth it!"

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