you get a special birthday toaster, you beautiful cocksucker, you
Ah. Nothing like a Deadwood birthday wish. Hee.
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you get a special birthday toaster, you beautiful cocksucker, you
Ah. Nothing like a Deadwood birthday wish. Hee.
So the Massachusetts Coaltion for the Homeless won't take the couch. See, there is a small, tear in one of the cushions. Apparently, the homeless people don't like that and won't take it.
Good grief. I can't even give this freaking thing away.
Of course, I promised my landlord it would be off the porch today. So, I've moved it to the sidewalk. Sure hope someone walks off with it soon.
Birthday Happies for erika!!
Nick Swisher is touring JZ's hospital today. She's going to try and get his autograph on Emmett's glove.
Cool. I was looking for something to send to Emmett (since when sending new baby stuff I try to send Existing Baby stuff), but that's far cooler than anything I could get.
Although I did find some flavoured condoms.
Maybe I'll have rum, Hec. So far this is like one of Buffy's birthdays, but I'm hoping it'll pick up. Just to be safe, not saying "I wish" anyway."Crappy birthday" is almost the same, right? Thanks for all the wishes, anyway. I already feel a little better. Can't decide if that was cool of EM or, off the hook. My mother and I have still not talked in such specific terms, but a great deal of mom's past was...catastrophic, so she would not find that good, dirty fun. You know? Two words, 'bot, "Iguana style?" ETA: Heng mai, San Francisco cocksuckers(links fingers)
So the Massachusetts Coaltion for the Homeless won't take the couch.
I have never understood things like this. It's free! Take it!
ION, I am having a Very Bad Hair Day and my toddler has suddenly decided she is made of velcro. Everywhere I go, there she is. Even the bathroom.
That always sucks, doesn't it?It really does. Way more than I would have thought too. Can I be asleep now?
ION, I am having a Very Bad Hair Day and my toddler has suddenly decided she is made of velcro. Everywhere I go, there she is. Even the bathroom.Oh, no. Is it somehow triggered by the bad days, or is it just more noticeable? It always seemed to me like they turned to Velcro when I could least cope with it.
So the Massachusetts Coaltion for the Homeless won't take the couchvw, I think you can throw it out. I mean, I completely understand that you'd rather see someone get use of of it. But if you can't find any takers: [link]
Did you put it on Craigslist for free?
That does suck, Cass, especially since the feelings snuck up on you. I hope you can nap today, or take a really long bath, or both.
I have never understood things like this. It's free! Take it!
I know! I mean, I agree that the homeless that are trying to get their own place and rebuild their lives should have nice things. But, it is nice. It's just got a little tear. Things can't be PERFECT.
It just makes the whole thing frustrating, because I don't really want to be getting rid of it. So, it feels like a personal something that no one else wants it.