Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I keep snickering thinking about the three kinds of sex: the Virginia sex, the mouth sex and the butt-sex.
actually -emmett's correction, but the fact that he hadn't actually connected with people he knew...
Cass - we told you how to use the clicky fire thingy - because there were dangerous ways to use it. now we have t tell you the proper use of a table? ok, enough mockage go put ice on your finger. I hope it feels much better in the morning
::works up PowerPoint presentation for Cass on the proper deployment of fingers and wheels::Um??? Wheels go over fingers but I can't help but think this is a mistake. In a righteous world? I wouldn't roll tables over my finger at all.
Cass - we told you how to use the clicky fire thingy - because there were dangerous ways to use it. now we have t tell you the proper use of a table?And I used the fire poke-y thing tonight! Correctly! I only used the clicky stick for lighting the fire. I used the poke-y thing to move flame-y bits around. It was fantastic.
ok, enough mockage go put ice on your finger. I hope it feels much better in the morningI am icing now. I think it should be fine tomorrow. It was a very specific ouch, so I could deal with it right away. And the mockage is sadly earned... I need more ice.
Hmm, last time I checked, the butt-sex was not legal in Virginia, so I think there may be some logic problems there.
However,
Aidan. You will never give birth to a baby.
is indisputably logical.
I am crabby because I made arrangements with the sitter to keep Mal until very late so R and I could go see POTC2, but he just told me he has a reception tonight. So. Do I get him to drop me at the mall and see the movie by myself? Or do I be all virtuous and stay home and work out and get stuff done?
And will I ever get a chance to get out and do something fun here?
...oh my gosh I am in so over my head.
Apparently you can't succeed in a hospital just from watching ER and Grey's Anatomy. Who knew?
Hive mind! Help?
I woke up with a sore throat today, which isn't of the weird, but I found that it hurt so badly I couldn't speak. Are there different throat caring methods when you can't speak? Is warm tea no longer allowed?
Tylenol Sore Throat liquid is awesome. Tea's still an option, I think.
Post Toasties
Happy Birthday, Erika!
Tell him we say Hi back. and joooooinnnnn usssssss!
That might be a bit much for me!
OMG, vw, Emmett asked exactly the same questions during the W&P. Specifically about (1) Jesse; (2) when does Willow turn evil; (3) Whether Joyce knows; (4) Whether Darla was a vampire.
Oh, my! That is hysterical!
Raq, go see the movie. Definitely.
Apparently you can't succeed in a hospital just from watching ER and Grey's Anatomy. Who knew?
Poor SA! Guess we need to get you up to speed with Scrubs.
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Happy Birthday, Erika! I hope you have a fabulous day!
Happy, happy birthday, erika! Wishing you all kinds of happy today.
Happy Birthday Erika! May it be the best year ever.
My boys haven't asked me specific questions about sex. They may ask me general questions but I don't think they want to think about their parents having sex. I'll be happy to answer general questions, but I wouldn't answer questions about me.
They have asked me if I smoked pot.
Off to drive Bobby to school....