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Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Katerina Bee - Sep 12, 2006 7:28:57 am PDT #2770 of 10000

Herding cats for fun

Not having a good day. Didn't sleep last night. I think I was afraid I'd start having the planes-fly-into-the-building (overandoverandover...) dream again. Feel icky and can't concentrate, focus eyes, or find motivation. Plus I have mislaid some silver beads intended to complete a gift for MIL. Woe is me, for I dinna think I'll find their like again.

Sophie provided amusement this morning with a creative choice in found toys I don't really want her to have. She got hold of a prescription bottle with one deworming pill inside, found out it rattled, figured out how to pick it up by the cap end, and spent an hour batting it around. Prudently I took this away and replaced it with an empty one, but I put in a piece of candy for the sound effect. Off she went, like she had jet fuel for breakfast. Youth is grand.

Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2006 7:37:31 am PDT #2771 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys!!

Especially the ones that were in bold.

tommyrot - Sep 12, 2006 7:38:52 am PDT #2772 of 10000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Especially the ones that were in bold.

Woot!

How about color? Did you like the ones in color?

SuziQ - Sep 12, 2006 7:42:12 am PDT #2773 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

headdesk. headdesk. headdesk.

I am so tired of not having any support from my accounting manager. I want my assistant back. I want her life and her health to magically be fixed so I can selfishly be able to do my job the way I'm supposed to be able to do it.

whiney, whiney, whine.

Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2006 7:42:50 am PDT #2774 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Translation font: that's cow for "happy birthday"

Katerina Bee - Sep 12, 2006 7:44:46 am PDT #2775 of 10000

Herding cats for fun

Happy Birthday P-Cow!

Extra formatting, just for you!

Aims - Sep 12, 2006 7:45:15 am PDT #2776 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

We've been trying to teach Emeline animal sounds.

Me: Em, what does a cow say?
Em: Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Me: Em, what does a sheep say?
Em: Sheep! Sheep! Sheep!
Me: Em, what does a bear say?
Em: Beeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

t /Emeline likes carrots and sheep and bears and cows

SailAweigh - Sep 12, 2006 7:45:35 am PDT #2777 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::Points at Katie Bee::

Cheater.

Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2006 7:46:15 am PDT #2778 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How about color? Did you like the ones in color?

Oh yeah. Color is EXTRA special.

Me: Em, what does a cow say?
Em: Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Me: Em, what does a sheep say?
Em: Sheep! Sheep! Sheep!
Me: Em, what does a bear say?
Em: Beeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

You might want to clue her in that animals are not like Pokémon.

Aims - Sep 12, 2006 7:46:57 am PDT #2779 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

We're trying. She's very stubborn.

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