Give 'em hell, erika's mom.

At my gym, there was a woman who was in for a few weeks... some kind of visiting rep, I'm not sure. Anyway, she had the WORST extensions I've ever seen. She had a short, rounded, sort-of Aniston-esque cut, which was rounded and bouncy. Then the extensions were straight, and a good six inches longer. She looked like a mushroom. Of course, YExtensionsMV. Also... pictures?

I hope the note from vw's landlord is good, and maybe even the last time she ever has to hear from them.

I am surprisingly un-gronkified today. sends out no-gronk vibes for all and sundry

vw, when all is said and done I think you should have a lease burning party. A burning bowl with any notes or paperwork related to this apartment.

Anyway, she had the WORST extensions I've ever seen.

When you mentioned lady at the gym my mind went to body extensions. I mean it is one thing to mock a person's bad hair choices and yet another to mock their poor exercise technique.

yet another to mock their poor exercise technique.

I never saw her anywhere other than behind the desk the whole time she was there. But I cracked up several employees by calling her Bad Extension Lady.

Gronk. I feel like crap today. Landlord called at 8:30, wanted to come by today with someone to assess the property. I didn't answer the phone. I called her back and said today wouldn't be good because I was still in bed sick and that she should call me back if sometime tomorrow would be better. I hope she doesn't just show up.

Slept. Gronk. Coffee un-wake-y, please send nice boy to try same. I am so not really awake. My body is totally faking it.

Coffee un-wake-y, please send nice boy to try same.

When you're done with him, can you send him over here to massage my back? I think we need a new mattress. Upper back pain is weird.

Had a dream with juliana, Bradley Whitford, and most of my extended family in it last night. juliana was my sister and was raiding my mom's pot and telling me my hair was awful and then she fixed it for me. juliana's hair was awesome.

I'm at work. And yet, this is preferrable to being stuck in court. As fascinating as the process was and as curious as I am about what is going to be presented in the case - I'm so glad I'm outta there. It was a rape case - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

juliana was my sister and was raiding my mom's pot and telling me my hair was awful and then she fixed it for me.

For not being a sister in real life, I apparently have it down in dreams. Heh.

Am super-gronkified. Am PMSing. Was very affected by full moon last night, but not in the usual fun way. Just in a lunatic way.

I think not-good extensions are very, very bad. It would be one of those things where I'd really want to see the work someone had done on a real person -- someone like me who doesn't spend a lot of time on her hair -- to see what they looked like.

Suzi, I'm glad you don't have to sit on the jury. The process is probably more fascinating from the gallery, where they don't send you out of the room when the lawyers are making things like evidentiary motions to the judge about things you're not supposed to hear.

Last night, Suzi, you were actually in a dream of mine. You won a Nano we're giving away here to some student that comes to one of our classes -- (because making the library over into Starbucks isn't enough anymore, we have to bring out the bigger, better bribes).