And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 1:40:24 pm PDT #1864 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Very very red.

They weren't quite as drowned as I'd have liked last night. My grandfather used to tell me that about drowning your problems- that they can swim. Thus the pills tonight so I don't drink and can actually get more than the broken 3 hours I had.

I didn't shout at all. I wasn't even acting particularly angry. I just really wanted to punch something and there was the door, and I thought I'd hurt my hand on the wood, but it turned out to be painted glass. Then I was sitting on the floor in the middle of glass, covered in blood and laughing about how absurd everything was.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 05, 2006 1:43:09 pm PDT #1865 of 10000
What is even happening?

I didn't shout at all. I wasn't even acting particularly angry. I just really wanted to punch something and there was the door, and I thought I'd hurt my hand on the wood, but it turned out to be painted glass. Then I was sitting on the floor in the middle of glass, covered in blood and laughing about how absurd everything was.
Oh you poor thing. Also? Ouch. Did you have to clean up the blood and glass?


Hil R. - Sep 05, 2006 2:05:01 pm PDT #1866 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, this is ridiculous. It's way too early in the school year for me to be feeling this stressed out. Or this tired, really. I've just got no energy at all. Also a slight fever, which may be related. Just generally feeling bleh.


Lee - Sep 05, 2006 2:07:24 pm PDT #1867 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Count me in with the people who don't like today.

What's worse is that I kind of don't want to go home.


brenda m - Sep 05, 2006 2:07:32 pm PDT #1868 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Can't wait to see the new TepArt.

Which always make me think "she made a sandwich out of the cat???"

One more ribbon incident and I'll bet it can't be ruled out.


Sparky1 - Sep 05, 2006 2:11:31 pm PDT #1869 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Hil, fevers can leave you feeling drained. Blame it, and get some rest.

Lee! Thank you so much for the car! You silly woman giving up your toy!


Topic!Cindy - Sep 05, 2006 2:12:04 pm PDT #1870 of 10000
What is even happening?

I just gave my fridge the hugest douching. When I was 9/10s of the way done, it struck me that the fridge will be 11 years old in a month or two. I told my husband I figure I just signed its death sentence, by getting it so clean.

Also, I now have a splitting headache. I shouldn't have used the damned Lysol Kitchen Cleaner. I knew this, but I was low on dish soap, and the label said I could use it for the fridge. The fridge is clean, but I'm wiped.

Meanwhile, my husband just broke the garbage disposal. I'm leaving him be, in hopes he unbreaks it.

Oh, YAY! He did unbreak it.


Lee - Sep 05, 2006 2:16:04 pm PDT #1871 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You're welcome, Sparky!


Aims - Sep 05, 2006 2:21:58 pm PDT #1872 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

One more ribbon incident and I'll bet it can't be ruled out.

One more any incident and he's getting sold to the sketchy "chinese"* restaurant on the corner. *Quotes used because there is no way that is chinese food.


JZ - Sep 05, 2006 2:25:42 pm PDT #1873 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My Nana had her hair done, and got a facial and a lip wax, something like four days before she died. And she wasn't even southern.

One day long ago my mom went to visit her grandmother in the rest home, and when she asked Nanny Dell how she was, Nanny patted her hand and said, "Well, I had a lovely lunch with one of my best friends yesterday and I got my hair done this morning, so I think I'm ready to die." And died three days later, peacefully, in her sleep. I was only four at the time so I didn't see her in the casket, but everyone else said she looked very lifelike and her hair looked amazing, which must have pleased her no end.