Improv Everywhere Strikes Home Depot.
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Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - Aug 24, 2006 7:41:53 pm PDT #150 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Volans - Aug 24, 2006 7:55:44 pm PDT #151 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Please, for the love of all that's holy, STOP CHEWING ON THE REMOTE. It's the third one we've had due to waterlogging from you.
All our remotes (now down to 2, thanks to the power of the universal) are kept in the little plastic baggies they come in, taped shut. Or wrapped in plastic wrap.
This has been the practice since long before we wanted children, and may or may not have anything to do with me being a spazz and knocking over drinks or candles...but I bet it would help.
Scrappy - Aug 24, 2006 8:28:45 pm PDT #152 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Great idea, Raq. Our dog has already added many unwanted toothmarks to our TiVo remote.
Hey, Hec, I am getting my hair cut and colored tomorrow. I usally color it myself with cheap drugstore stuff, but the week of daily ocean/pool/hot sun exposure in Mexico really destroyed my nice rich red. Someone else washing and coloring my hair--oh, the luxury!
DavidS - Aug 24, 2006 8:36:15 pm PDT #153 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hey, Hec, I am getting my hair cut and colored tomorrow. I usally color it myself with cheap drugstore stuff, but the week of daily ocean/pool/hot sun exposure in Mexico really destroyed my nice rich red. Someone else washing and coloring my hair--oh, the luxury!
How I envy those hands that play with your hair!
Aims - Aug 24, 2006 8:45:44 pm PDT #154 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Robin, you and DH look so happy and content in your honeymoon pictures. I just wanted to say again how happy I am for you guys.
vw bug - Aug 24, 2006 8:48:51 pm PDT #155 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
We're getting some nasty storms passing through. Toto decided that I wasn't giving him enough attention (he's terrified of storms) in bed, so he made it known that we needed to get up and cuddle on the couch.
I hope the storm passes quickly. I have to be up early.
WindSparrow - Aug 24, 2006 9:53:00 pm PDT #156 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
{{{{vw&Toto}}}}
Volans - Aug 24, 2006 10:39:52 pm PDT #157 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Just got a package from my stepmother. Random things, some very cool (my first attempts at stained glass, a Bach action figure).
She sent a costume for Mallory, either for Halloween or just to play dress-up. It's a white plush unicorn with rainbow mane and tail and shiny iridescent wings and horn.
She has 4 grandsons, and I think she's getting bored with boys.
Stephanie - Aug 25, 2006 1:14:42 am PDT #158 of 10000
Trust my rage
We've been expecting storms here but so far just big clouds.
It's a white plush unicorn with rainbow mane and tail and shiny iridescent wings and horn.
This sounds very pretty, but I think you might be right about boredom setting in.
DCJensen - Aug 25, 2006 3:53:47 am PDT #159 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
{{{{vw&Toto}}}}
Indeed. OTOH? She has the right dog with her for a tornado.