I hear ya, Corwood, but an McShane is so dang attractive that it clouds my judgment. He's one of those guys that many women go gaga over and men say "Really? But..he's old, and not in great shape and not gorgeous and, and and...." Almost every actress in the series who has spoken on commentaries mentions how sexy he is.
But, yeah, Al is not a safe person to get close to. He is capapble of generous acts, but not on a predictable basis.
Well, that's true.
Swergin is compelling as hell, and there is a soft part, but decent?(shrugs)
Al is the anti-Sobatka. He does *right* things for *wrong* reasons.
He's one of those guys that many women go gaga over and men say "Really? But..he's old, and not in great shape and not gorgeous and, and and...."
Oh, I get that. I love his take on Swearingen so much that even I would make out with him.
I love his take on Swearingen so much that even I would make out with him.
And that makes me want to make out with YOU.
wrod. But I've also said I'd bend Corwood over a patrol car and have my way with him.
What? I'd be gentle...make that shit special.
(I'd do something with McShane, too, but that's a mixed metaphor, huh)
But, do not repeat my mistake, after a few drinks and tell that to your friend the sex-abuse survivor and Simon virgin.
Cause you may mean "I love you, man" but you will get back a world of "?!"
I think she still worries about me, actually.
But, you know, now that you said you'd snog McShane you can't wear your pink shirt in here anymore.
Oh, yeah...sorry bunk...wasn't there some pathetic third baseman he said he'd do to get to, like, the Oleson Twins?
McShane is better than that. You're only human...I've totally felt like a bad feminist for having dirty Swergin thoughts, and before you even ask, I'm not writing about that!