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Boxed Set, Vol. III: "That Can't Be Good..."  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Jon B. - Feb 27, 2007 5:52:20 am PST #7322 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

That cracked me up too, Theo -- That HRG brought Claire & the Haitian to the same bridge!


Polter-Cow - Feb 27, 2007 6:56:55 am PST #7323 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So how much do people think the Haitian is going to wipe?

a) the last seventeen years
b) a Claire-shaped hole in the last seventeen years
c) the knowledge that Claire has powers and Bennet's dealings with the Haitian and his safehouses, etc.
d) the details of the escape plan


Topic!Cindy - Feb 27, 2007 7:13:11 am PST #7324 of 10001
What is even happening?

c) the knowledge that Claire has powers and Bennet's dealings with the Haitian and his safehouses, etc.


sumi - Feb 27, 2007 7:14:24 am PST #7325 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, probably c & d.

And I guess that Eric Roberts (Can we call him the Master?) - is going to use Parkman to try to find out what Bennett knows.


Miracleman - Feb 27, 2007 7:14:56 am PST #7326 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So how much do people think the Haitian is going to wipe?

a) the last seventeen years
b) a Claire-shaped hole in the last seventeen years
c) the knowledge that Claire has powers and Bennet's dealings with the >Haitian and his safehouses, etc.
d) the details of the escape plan

Personally, I think it would be great if it were e) Let's lobotomize the dude.

"Bennet! Where's Claire?"

"Gabba? Doo go fuh muh lala? Poopy-pants!"


Nutty - Feb 27, 2007 7:31:43 am PST #7327 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

To be really safe, Haitian Guy needs to remove the fact that Bennet loves his daughter. Not just that she's got powers, or that he's ever had a stray thought of betraying Evil Eric Roberts -- all the evil around him is constantly reminding him, "Don't get close to that daughter."

Bennet's plan was pretty much required by the fact that Evil now owns Greg Grunberg. Because, when your partner can read your thoughts, there goes any option of of harboring secret misgivings of any kind.

Evil does not seem terribly tolerant of "Well I am just feeling cranky today! So there!!" I suspect that this corporate policy is what drives the low-cost nature of Evil's retirement package. Sadly, Evil does not provide much in the way of a comprehensive mental-health program, which, if I were Evil, and were having the kind of recruitment trouble I imagine Evil must have, I would be looking for Blue Cross bids post-hastey.

For one thing, imagine if Haitian Guy is their only brains-cleaner! Who is going to clean up Greg Grunberg's brains, next time he accidentally stumbles on his own file? Evil needs a whole array of brains-cleaners, preferably ones with no personality and no Yahoo emails via which Morally Gray may contact them.


DCJensen - Feb 27, 2007 7:47:48 am PST #7328 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

One wonders if they have learned much after studying all the Supers Heroes.


Vortex - Feb 27, 2007 7:48:37 am PST #7329 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

1) If Harry can use a dead man's eye to see him last few minutes of life, that pretty much takes the mystery out of most murders.

Yeah, but getting the eye would be a problem fairly often, I would think.

c) the knowledge that Claire has powers and Bennet's dealings with the Haitian and his safehouses, etc.
d) the details of the escape plan

He probably won’t make him forget about Claire, what’s the point, since CHUD (which is what I call Eric Roberts) knows. He probably took the escape plan, and any of the Haitian’s secrets.

Hey, I had a thought. Maybe the Haitian doesn’t suppress people’s powers, he makes them forget how to use them.

To be really safe, Haitian Guy needs to remove the fact that Bennet loves his daughter.

But that makes Claire vulnerable if he ever finds her again, or if she tries to find him. Clearly, she doesn’t know how to leave well enough alone.


Tom Scola - Feb 27, 2007 7:49:45 am PST #7330 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

One wonders if they have learned much after studying all the Heroes

Really. Why would they *not* assume that Claude was standing right there, listening as they plan to kill him?


Jon B. - Feb 27, 2007 7:54:07 am PST #7331 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

For one thing, imagine if Haitian Guy is their only brains-cleaner! Who is going to clean up Greg Grunberg\'s brains, next time he accidentally stumbles on his own file? Evil needs a whole array of brains-cleaners, preferably ones with no personality and no Yahoo emails via which Morally Gray may contact them.

They\'ll just go back to what they did before the found Haitian Guy, i.e. kill him.