I'm so sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time-Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you want to trade... no wait, I wouldn't give up that memory for anything.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Boxed Set, Vol. III: "That Can't Be Good..."  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Nutty - Aug 16, 2006 9:42:19 am PDT #361 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I'd certainly start with keloids, because they're pretty ugly, but why not fix everything?

Well, but you start with the ugly, right? (I've got a humdinger up one side of my leg.) You'd have to know anatomy pretty well to fix the rest, or even know what needs fixing. If you're not careful, you could grow a whole new leg out of an old busted kneecap!

...this is why I will never write Sci Fi television, isn't it?


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2006 9:43:54 am PDT #362 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You'd have to know anatomy pretty well to fix the rest, or even know what needs fixing

He knew enough to fix a wound--replacing scar tissue with normal tissue seems to be of a complexity.

And who knows? You need to know a lot about mechanics to design a robot that walks, and absolutely none to walk yourself.


ChiKat - Aug 16, 2006 10:42:15 am PDT #363 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

From the Chicago Tribune [link] :

What does a show do when it hits its 200th episode? If it’s “Stargate SG-1,” it makes fun of itself. A lot.

The “Stargate SG-1” episode titled “200,” which airs 8 p.m. Friday on Sci Fi, is one of the funniest TV outings of the summer, at least for this fan of the show. I can honestly say the episode, which is full of in-jokes and light-hearted fantasy sequences, made me laugh until I cried.

But you don’t need to be a longtime fan of the long-running program to enjoy its jibes at sci-fi clichés (beaming technology that works under highly suspect circumstances) or expedient writing (when in doubt, throw in some zombies). As one character says of the script for a proposed “Stargate SG-1”-inspired movie, “All these writers, and they couldn’t come up with something better?”

Spoilers follow, but I didn't read them.


Kalshane - Aug 16, 2006 10:43:28 am PDT #364 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I thought for sure that "10% of our brains" fallacy was completely played out.

As others have said, I was willing to let it slide with the "at one time" disclaimer.

My best guess is he's able to apply his entire brain to all tasks, rather than each part doing its own thing, though I have to think that could seriously screw things up, like senses going off-line because he's busy trying make himself fly or something.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 16, 2006 11:08:35 am PDT #365 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

“All these writers, and they couldn’t come up with something better?”

BWAH! 'Cause as we all know, the more writer names there are in the credits, the better the movie will be.


Jars - Aug 16, 2006 12:22:31 pm PDT #366 of 10001

I just saw the third episode of Eureka, as I was on holidays for the second. Though I can't bring myself to really regret it. Wine and cheese has that effect on me.

Creepy mind wipe! Also aborted pointing gestures and confused looks! Good episode. Would anyone care to explain why they live in a house with a name and such for me though? Or point me to episode summaries? Also, the daughter (whose name I'm blanking on at the minute) looks very very like an actress from Coronation Street, and I keep getting distracted.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2006 12:30:55 pm PDT #367 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

why they live in a house with a name and such for me though?

It's a side project of The Mouthbreather's, and the fastest thing for Jack to move into.


Kalshane - Aug 16, 2006 12:31:13 pm PDT #368 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Jars- Carter needed a place to live and was sleeping in the jail cell until he could find one. Fargo offered to let him live in his prototype smart house, S.A.R.A.H (I can't remember what the acronym actually stands for.) for I assume free (since there's been no mention of rent) and Carter took him up on it. At the end of episode, Zoe (the daughter) shows up because she's decided to live with him (or something. I don't think it's really explained, she just sort of says "Hi, Dad" and barges in.)


Jars - Aug 16, 2006 12:34:31 pm PDT #369 of 10001

Ah. It all becomes clear.


Kathy A - Aug 16, 2006 12:36:30 pm PDT #370 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The funny thing is that Fargo wants to have Sarah Michelle Geller record the voice of the house (he's apparently a big fan), but so far her people haven't gotten back to him, so the voice is actually his.